Eddy the Halfling 🏳️‍⚧️

For the person who puts giant boobs on my tl: Thank You

If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that isn't Power Rangers or Super Sentai

So, an fucking cyclore happened here in the shire but we all ok, except for some chickens who learned to fly

Im a vanilla hobbit

DONT EAT THAT GLURPEE!!

Glurpee: This wizard edible aint sh--- 👁️_👁️
* Mongolian throat singing *

NOOOO

Hehe, i keep stealing Old Bilbo spoons and he still thinks its Lobelia who is doing it

After stop using twitter i noticed twitter users are annoying as fuck for no real reason

Im very good at those puzzles, ima good thief as aways

I think i only have half stomach now... I cant even eat like an hobbit now

Indeed. But at least my wife is back 🖤

SHE LIVES! SHE LIVES!!!!

No more spooky 😔

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People really dont understand what "POV" or "Literally" means

No its just extremely accurate

You are no true penis haver if you cannot do the helicopter...

BRO WTF YES

Im sad :(

Hope it have no salt

Worldbuilding? I call it remembering where you're actually from.

Yah know the gameplay is alright, very similar to classic castlevania moves, and the main menu music is BEAUTIFUL.

Dont worry we have some sort of natural luck, we can surprise you, we more resilient than we look

Aways an Halfling

Bro could choose any wig but go full Lord Farquad mode

I think this is an Smeargle

Be careful with trolls, some use to be wilder and dont listen to negotiations, And if they are hungry... Better run

Well im an Halfling, anything to me is big as a Bear, i remember when my group discovered an Troll cave next to the river, it was super scary

Following the logic, Ogres are Bears and Trolls are very big Wolves i guess?

Owwwmmt he talking about me ☺️