Bango but evil

Lilac the mushroom wearing a robbers mask climbs a palm tree illicitly harvesting coconuts

What about grand theft coconuts?!

When did THAT start??!!

Are you kidding me?!

The devil huh….

Not sure how I feel about that

Heh heh heh

Bango the tanuki (real) stands holding mushrooms along side a plush mushroom and a Wizard toad

It’s #FungiFriday
Chomp em if you got em!

It’s true!

Who won?

I’m the joker right?

🎶There must be some kinda way outta here
Said the joker to the thief”

Heh heh heh

Oh…the cheese thief is making accusations

I’m not showing hog on main…for free

Something like that…

Heh heh heh

Bango the tanuki, in real life…😒 sits on a sack of acorns while surrounded by more. Behind him is a large mushroom and flowers

A catalytic converter fetches a lot of acorns these days!
Tall leg won’t miss it.

That’s all there is

Largest proportionally in any mammal!

Bango the tanuki (real) showing off his balls

Ok!

Well I am obviously a tanuki which is a member of the canid family. How many times do I have to explain this. Sheesh

Bango the tanuki holds up a pistol

Yeah….

Serves them right!

I’m not a raccoon!!!

They’re delicious, was hoping they’d turn me back into a cartoon but no luck

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Hell yeah it is!!!

Bango the tanuki (real) discovers that cupcakes have appeared in the fairy circle

Bango gets ready to dig into a scrumptious cupcake with chocolate frosting and rainbow sprinkles ✨🌈🧁

Look! Cupcakes!!

Bango the tanuki (real) stands with a fairy circle of kinda old boletes in front of him

Pov of Bango excited to find the bolete fairy circle

Wow!!! A fairy circle!!
#MushroomMonday

Bango the tanuki (real) looks down at a clump of honey mushrooms that have mysteriously grown eyeballs

Whoa! What’s happening?! They didn’t have eyeballs a minute ago. I really need to stop eating every mushroom I find
#MushroomMonday

Real Bango treks through the forest and comes across a clump of honey mushrooms

Out exploring for #MushroomMonday