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Mike Whelan, Jr.

@mikewhelanjr.bsky.social

I write and garden and love my wife while living in the middle of nowhere. It’s a pretty great gig. Used to lawyer, now I legaltech.

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Set aside Sen. Mike Lee's storm of lies and incitement here. Lee literally made jokes on Twitter about the fmr Speaker of the Minnesota state house being murdered in her home by a right wing extremist. Hard to imagine any more twisted and malicious person in public life.

13.09.2025 21:29 — 👍 10669    🔁 2485    💬 518    📌 137

(Though it’s still totally ridiculous that he’s sending troops to Memphis and a form of authoritarianism that shouldn’t be accepted anywhere.)

12.09.2025 17:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pritzker. My governor. Thank you.

12.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe all of the above.

We’ve had chickens for a bit and have debated adding ducks. They’re better at eating bugs without eating my plants.

So we bit the bullet and got four this week. They’re so much more sociable than chickens, which is very stress relieving. They’re just fun and simple.

11.09.2025 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Feels like it might be another duck therapy day

11.09.2025 15:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I never know how to respond to people who think gun control is too hard but curing the evil in men’s hearts is totally doable

11.09.2025 04:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude this one is art. Well done.

10.09.2025 05:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh good. A much easier problem. They’ll probably fix THE HUMAN HEART(!?).

30.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Opinion | Trump Is Building His Own Paramilitary Force

This interview, which is also available to listen to as a podcast, provides a useful overview of some of the dangerous trends we’ve been seeing in recent months regarding federalization and militarization of state and local police functions.

28.08.2025 14:33 — 👍 17438    🔁 6796    💬 864    📌 479

They’re doing this to this guy while rolling out red carpets for Putin. There are no principles.

25.08.2025 16:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I predict that Chicago will not go for this, which means he’ll get exactly the manufactured conflict he wants.

23.08.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The secret is to start 70 seeds, plant the 50 plants that survive your awful seed starting setup, then kill half of them outside because you have no idea what you’re doing. The remaining tomatoes have more will to live than I have ignorance. Works every time.

20.08.2025 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is a very humbling squash

19.08.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is one day, man. One day. Who has the recipes for this abundance??

19.08.2025 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Particularly because there are a few tromboncino plants among them. Please send help. I have chosen…poorly.

19.08.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yeah the borers also got mine so in my revenge I planted 10 more plants and now our house is just made of zucchini

19.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Zucchini the size of the Hindenburg

19.08.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I need to watch this slate.com/culture/2025...

19.08.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My god he’d be a totally unbelievable bad guy in a novel

18.08.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So a nation of engineers will accept a Curtis Yarvin-style autocracy while a nation of lawyers will not? Seems like the nation of lawyers wins that values race.

18.08.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If I had to live off of what I’m able to grow here I’d need a whole lot more zucchini recipes

17.08.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine taking fair election advice from Vladimir Putin. We’re so cooked.

16.08.2025 02:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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It’s been said

12.08.2025 22:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The nice thing about my yo yo weight is every other conference people say “Man, have you lost weight??” It’s my self harming form of seeking validation.

12.08.2025 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did my wife tell you to ask that? She wants ducks. I assume she’s conspiring with my friends to make me get ducks.

10.08.2025 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My chickens won’t eat these hornworms or the Japanese beetles I bring them. Seriously, the least competent chickens in all chickendom.

10.08.2025 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Underrated soundtrack

10.08.2025 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like every single day I need to post a reminder: if you ask an LLM about itself it DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ITS INNER WORKINGS and WILL NOT TELL YOU ANYTHING ACTUALLY ABOUT ITSELF. It just (as it always does) will make up some plausible sounding answer.

06.08.2025 18:28 — 👍 4550    🔁 966    💬 85    📌 64

One of the most interesting things about where I live is how much farmers talk about climate change. They all love Trump (the number of cars I’ve seen with Trump’s face on car wraps would shock you) but they know climate change is real better than anybody (80% of them). It’s fascinating to watch.

29.07.2025 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Faculty Support of George Mason’s President Draws Federal Investigation

Faculty who wrote to defend their president and object to a DOJ investigation of their university...are now being investigated by the DOJ.
The most banal defense of free speech and academic freedom will trigger the full wrath of the US government now.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/u...

29.07.2025 00:23 — 👍 3859    🔁 1680    💬 101    📌 182

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