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164 years later, South Carolina finally occupies Washington.

The White House is mobilizing red state military forces to occupy a Democratic stronghold and let me tell you: No one has ever pretended something isn't happening harder than Democratic leaders are pretending this isn't happening right now.

In case you didn’t catch the takeover is already here, they’re using red state military units to invade a blue city.

I’ll bet Trump’s tiny hands made Putin’s unit look soooo big.

If there’s any blessing in my spouse not being able to work because of their back, it’s given them space to fully reinvent how they move. It amazes me how deliberate they are on simple things like prepping their breakfast, while I’m the hunchback of Notre Dame over here.

Jeeeees(and I can’t state this strongly enough)us F’ing Crisps.
Do they all share a single brain cell?
Who gets it tomorrow?

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.

They are in charge.

A Panda walks into a diner and orders. He devours the sandwich, fires two shots in the air, and heads for the door.
The waiter asks, “why!?”
The panda says, “I’m in the dictionary, look it up.”
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves

I have said for decades that police should have to carry liability insurance, just like any other professional. Oh you’ve had to pay out for civil rights violations? Guess what, your insurance carrier dropped you and you’re unemployable.

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Thanks for that img! I knew it was out there :)

Not to be pedantic, but it’s Senator Rafael Cruz. After all he doesn’t support the use of a chosen name.

This is not what a stable Democracy looks like.

It’s surreal. This is not what a stable government looks like. Here’s the video if anyone wants to see it.
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This is a stupid way to say that Israel kidnapped Greta Thunberg.

Great game! Excited to see them headed back to Omaha!

This kid is a fucking legend.

The felon said ketamine shouldn’t get government contracts, and ketamine said the felon is a pedophile. And I’m left scratching my head, trying to figure out what shift in this multiverse has me agreeing with both of them.

Sneak preview: It’s all performative bs and when the vote comes, they’ll roll over to expose their soft bellies and ask to be destroyed last.

May we never forget this horrible stain on our country’s history.
And even more so, may we never repeat it.

Happy Pride Month, humans! I invented the rainbow, but you made it beautiful!

💯

One “strongly worded letter” filled with “questions to answer” is on its way. To where? No one knows.

#Trump: “Ukraine holds no cards”
#Ukraine: Hold my #Lvivske.
A major operation by Ukraine yesterday, who is literally writing the playbook for the next decade on drone warfare.
#slavaukraini #СлаваУкраїні

Here’s what happened over the weekend that you should know.

If we do nothing, we are complicit. We have to be the grownups coming to the rescue.
🇺🇸Use 5calls.org to call your Congressional Reps every day
🇺🇸Make plans to protest at mobilize.us or at www.fiftyfifty.one

I’ve found the alpha. The king of the boot lickers. A custom #SwastiKKKar
And can I say how ridiculously cliche it is that it’s parked in front of a J Crew.
#tesla #douchemobile #elon

Trump: I have long ago informed Tim Cook of Apple that I expect their iPhone's that will be sold in the United States of America will be manufactured and built in the United States, not India, or anyplace else. If that is not the case, a Tariff of at least 25% must be paid by Apple to the U.S. Thank your for your attention to this matter!

It seems, if you’re going to publicly shakedown a company that donated $1m+ to your presidential campaign, you’d at least run it through Grammarly first.
Guess it’s time for a $trump coin purchase to get them off the hook.
#grift #apple #AAPL #shakedownstreet

Neighborhood barber shop

Good morning Bsky
Day off work means some self care is in the cards. What are your plans for today?