YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
@timwrhoads.bsky.social
Assistant Professor, Dept. of Nutritional Sciences, UW-Madison. Metabolism, RNA, and aging. All opinions my own (and not my employers).
YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
This is actually a good example of why the customer model is wrong.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
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This afternoon, I was in a meeting with Jay Bhattacharya, and I can confirm this is *exactly* what he both wants and will be doing.
THIS IS NOT HYPERBOLE.
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05.12.2025 15:11 โ ๐ 111 ๐ 56 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 2Text states in 2024, NIH funding supported over 407,000 jobs nationwide.
NIH supported more than 407,000 jobs in 2024. Research funding strengthens communities. Join ASBMB in highlighting the value of basic research: www.asbmb.org/advoca....
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A fin-loop-like structure in GPX4 underlies neuroprotection from ferroptosis: Cell www.cell.com/cell/fulltex...
04.12.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Absolutely devastating account of the CSU's $17 million capitulation to ChatGPT, from a fellow faculty member watching it happen www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
03.12.2025 04:24 โ ๐ 207 ๐ 85 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 30A graphic with text that reads: Every $1 invested in research returns $2.56 to the U.S. economy.
Every dollar invested in NIH returns $2.56 to our economy. Science funding pays off.
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We first note that hand-wringing about the decline in US college enrollments has mistakenly linked such declines to the price of four-year colleges.
But the decline is entirely driven by two-year community colleges (and by for-profit colleges). The four-year sector is the dog that didn't bark.
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01.12.2025 11:09 โ ๐ 24952 ๐ 9657 ๐ฌ 510 ๐ 825How does messenger RNA (mRNA) get out of the nucleus to become a protein? Eukaryotic mRNA is packaged, exported, and then translated in the cytoplasm. But how do these steps work? And what are open questions? Check out our new review for our take: www.annualreviews.org/content/jour... (1/3)
21.11.2025 17:36 โ ๐ 120 ๐ 52 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 3Page 10-11 of the linked PDF
On AIโs โmediocrity trapโ โ experiments indicates that while AI helps the less skilled make something passable, the highly skilled donโt use it to produce something better than they could have; they produce something ok, but lose motivation to make it great. www.jin-li.org/uploads/1/1/...
26.11.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 190 ๐ 70 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 7What led to the emergence of the first states, thousands of years ago?
People often say agriculture, but the first large-scale societies didn't appear until 4000 years after the advent of agriculture. The answer may be growing grain, specifically. ๐งช #history
www.newscientist.com/article/2505...
Here we go. Its ALL #NIHGrant applications. Dec 8 is the new deadline. And a one page prelim data update will be accepted for all May Council submissions. grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...
24.11.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 3"essays produced by ChatGPT are soulless, boring abominations. Words, phrases and punctuation rarely used by the average college student are pervasive." www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
21.11.2025 12:39 โ ๐ 55 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 5How do cells adapt morphology to function? In a ๐ฅ preprint by @zjmaggiexu.bsky.social , with @dudinlab.bsky.social and @amyweeks.bsky.social , we identify a self-organizing single-cell morphology circuit that optimizes the feeding trap structure of the suctorian P. collini. ๐งต tinyurl.com/4k8nv926
18.11.2025 16:15 โ ๐ 130 ๐ 55 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 11We are hiring a postdoc! ๐งช
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grifters, every last one of them
16.11.2025 00:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โTis our favorite season of giving back to our community! โค๏ธ If youโd like to contribute a donation for our annual fundraiser to support Toys for Tots and Coats for the Children, check out this feature article to learn more! ๐๐งธ chem.unc.edu/news/baker-l...
16.11.2025 00:21 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This work is now officially published
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with some fun new analyses included in the revised version. Congratulations to all the authors! @connyyu.bsky.social @rappsilber.bsky.social @lrsinn.bsky.social @fjoreilly.bsky.social www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Another new policy from the geniuses in NIH leadership.
Apparently, ~70% of grant applications for most mechanisms will not be "triaged", i.e. not discussed at study section.
This is an increase from the ~50% level that has been in place for many years.
I don't know the rationale for this
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13.11.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 3108 ๐ 884 ๐ฌ 47 ๐ 59www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Cytosolic acetyl-coenzyme A is a signalling metabolite to control mitophagy
Can we please stop using GAPDH as a "loading control", particularly in metabolic studies??
06.11.2025 13:11 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2Especially GAPDH, but single protein loading controls overall need to start going away, too.
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