kay is posting

Windows XP

i’m doing the crunchiest coughs rn you have no idea. you could use my throat as an effects peddle rn

now would be a great time for some patriot hacker to [REDACTED] student loans

IN:
- adverbs (pulsarily, cryptically)
- tri-morphism (you bring hole, i bring needle, x brings thread)
- omniscalar syllogism
- social medium (look into the light. we are all light. be one with the light.)
- cloaks, masks, charades, escapades, etc.
- cravats, frills, lace and such
- being a ghost

OUT:
- pronouns
- dimorphism
- bilateral symmetry
- social media
- clocks, punching said clocks
- baggy pants
- not being a ghost

NOW modern gaming pc: *completely silent* crying wojack: noooo 0.1 decibels! THEN old timey pc: *click click, boop boop* chad: haha it's thinking

RETVRN

are you telling me this sub is stacked

if you fuck your meth dealer that’s your addy daddy

Theoden: what can men do against such reckless hate?

Aragorn: just saw a good infographic on this on stories hang on

logging on

/pol/ not fully converted on Elon yet

"Ghost-apples" found on Michigan farm. Ice storm covers rotten apples on the tree. The rotten apple has a lower freezing point than water, doesn't freeze. Apple gets mushy, oozes out a hole in the bottom of the ice, leaving a ghostly shell. www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/g...

David Lynch knew the essential secret of storytelling: you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you’re also trying to solve a murder

“When college students protest to end genocide, the ADL calls for militarized police across campuses. When the richest man in the world gives a nazi salute on national television, they tell everyone to calm down.”

I was there. I remember.

“how could anyone content themselves with knowing?” i say, contenting myself with being

David Lynch sits in a chair captioned "And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die"

RIP to a real one

had a busy weekend so this was my sole accomplishment yesterday as i rotted in front of bg3

middle two are good! i hate when i do 4/5 nearly perfectly and fuck up the last one

man smiling wearing a shirt that says “true patriots let goth women peg them”

hammertime

everything reminds me of her

A SKLETON TRYEN TO GET ALL THERE WORK SHIT DONE EVEN THOGH THEY GOT LINCOLN LOG'S BREWING AND THERE STRESSED OUT AND SWEATIGN AND IT SAYS : STUCK AT WORK CANT STOP CRAPPING!! THIS SUCK'S FUCK CAN'T GO TO DA MEETING TO BUSY 2 HOUR'S LEFT WHAT DA FUCK THIS IS MORE THEN I ATE ALL WEEK WHERES IT COMMING FROM,, AND IM NOT TRYEN TO BE GROSS BUT THEIRS GOTTA BE A BETTER SOLUTION THEN THIS, I HATE MAKEN HOT DOG'S AT WORK AND SOME ONE COMES IN AND WANT'S TO TALK TO ME WHILE IM GRUNTEN!!!!! FUCK THIS!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK ! - dashare.zone ADMIN

the transition from having drip 0% of the time to having drip like 10% of the time is an extremely uncomfortable one

ME, 10: I want to live in the forest & use blueberries as currency

ME, 20: I want a big house with a hot partner & a big pile of money

ME, 30: I want to live in the forest & use blueberries as currency

The Portlandia music video for " The Dream of The 90s Is Alive In Portland" came out in 2011, meaning it was closer in time to the 90s than to the present

spinoza got me in danger of peering into the abyss that is rabbinic commentaries

i’m supposed to be working and no one is bothering me 😭

you aren’t punching up your shitty joke by sprinkling in spelling mistakes my dude