It may seem childish but sometimes I’m brought to tears by people’s racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. because why can people just be nice.

Sometimes it seems like the only way the Epstein survivors will see justice is if we position a conviction as the Ultimate Grand Supreme Pedophile award & declare Trump the winner.

Already bracing for MAGA tryin’a spin the KKK alt halftime show as the success & the actual halftime show as the failure despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Nobody speaks of…Greenland, anymore. 🤔

NGL, Lady Miss Kier & “Mary,” as portrayed by Parker Posey in _Party Girl_, are each so quintessentially ‘90s that they have fused into one person in my mind.

Thinking about sharing my 2,009-day Duolingo streak to Supreme Leader; he seems to need it more than I do.

I miss the days when I, as an American citizen of Greek origin married to an American citizen of Mexican origin, worried only about being beaten in the streets for holding hands.

We should pass a law that nothing can pop up on a website when you’re in the midst of inputting information.

I still have a playlist on my phone that contains the music I’ve downloaded in the past week, called New Release Tuesday.

True friendship begins when you see someone not as another person, but a wholly unique & individual entity, unlike any other.

The current administration is in no position to ensure free & fair elections in Venezuela.

cartoon wonder woman pointing angrily at ICE officer who looks afraid

Wonder Woman did this in the 1940s as well…

#iceout #BeGood

If we every get out of the Fourth Reich, I don’t wanna hear anyone bitchin’ about gun control bc the NRA hides behind needing to be able to stand up against a tyrannical government & they missed their one shot at it.

I suspect, if I didn’t speak Spanish, I’d confuse the spellings of “angel” & “angle” in English more often.

At what point does one stop feeling pride in passing cognitive tests & starts questioning why people feel the need to giving him cognitive tests.

Languages are weird, y’all. I have a literal degree in Spanish, but if it weren’t for Shakira’s “La Pared,” I’d have no way of remember the gender of a wall.

In a way, nothing says, “Trans women ARE women” like MAGA wanting to legislate their bodies.

Having named it a seahorse, instead of a horsesea, seems like a huge administrative oversight.

Happy to announce I’ve sold my 35 extra pencils & just put a down payment on a vacation home.

It’s 🤯 that a candidate who WON on making American great again is actively trying to starve his citizens, given that the standard of American greatness was once a car in every garage & a chicken in ever pot. Make it make sense.

Cat posts on IG be like, “If cats do x (behavior) it means either:
• they’re cold
• they’re warm
• they feel comfortable
• they feel threatened
• they love you
• they plan to kill you in your sleep”
JUST ADMIT YOU FONT FUCKIN’ KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!

Have been I’m Amsterdam less than twelve hours & already got asked by a local if we’re great yet.

Supreme Leader spent $6M to bring the nations generals together to say: “No fats, no fems.”

The number of young, gorgeous Asian & Ukrainian woman who “accidentally” txt me thinking I’m their friend Jenny is mind boggling.

NGL, the fact that “warranty” & “guarantee” have similar meanings but one ends in “y” & one in “ee” has fucked me up my entire life.

The difference between liberals & fascists? Liberals were masks to save lives & fascists wear them to end lives.

Starmer’s dress is pretty!

How long do you think, before Supreme Leader pressures Apple to remove international/PRIDE flags from its emoji library & add in a confederate flag?

How did “you gotta fight fire with fire” even become an expression? I would be mortified if firefighters show up to my burning home with flamethrowers.

If not mourning Ch4rl1e K1rk appropriately is now a fireable offense…can I also get paid leave to mourn him? 🤔