ChekhovsGnu

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THE NEW POPE IS A BOY!!!

Kyrie's Chessboard @ChekhovsGnu - 1m An Image of Leo XIV woods @wuooods - April 19th, 2020 Hello my name is Firstname Bunchofnumbers and i have some incredibly shitty opinions

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Bon Appetit

One is reminded that Nixon grew up on a failed lemon orchard. His father refused to buy fertilizer.

This meal largely consisted of a lemon base. In all other matters— to all five of the senses— it was closer to fertilizer.

There is not a single ingredient that you can remove without making it *better.* The grapefruit sections are vile and overpowering. The avocado makes it a fatty disaster. The raw celery adds a disgusting crunch. Mayo and cream do not complement each-other at all. Jello is Jello.

Today I made Richard Nixon’s Avocado Lemon Jello salad. It is the worst thing I ate all year.

Get fucked Beastly

Through god all things are possible

"i'm like if a puppy-" stop. think of the fig tree. see how it withers away

this is an image of the bass pro shops pyramid angel from neon genesis evangelion but photoshopped such that cybersmith's avatar has been textured over it

from the vault:

Daffy Duck

@elonmusk You should invent a magnet to remove sounding rods!!

I'm sleeping in the doghouse tonight. I'm having an affair with my dog.

@elonmusk You should invent a sounding rod with a camera inside!!

"Of course Elon Musk is a mega-genius! He runs Tesla!!". Why do people think this is such a mark of sui generis intellectual ability? Get a grip. It's a fucking car company, it's not rocket science. It's not experimental brain surgery.

Stop cultural appropriation. Only French people can have Ennui.

If it doesn’t come from the Ennui region of a Frenchman’s brain, it’s just sparkling whine.

is everything okay

“Apologize to black users so I can unblur my cock” type beat

it goes to show you that even if some one makes 100000 really good posts in like 3 months theres still that tiny chance that theyre Deranged Sociopaths

The playground rumor about Marilyn Manson was false. Marilyn Manson is more twisted than we dared imagine. He had his rib removed for no reason at all.

Male entitlement to catharsis from women is genuinely impressive.

The entitlement to having them be angry when they want to be yelled at for what they did. The entitlement to be listened to and forgiven when they apologize or share their same pain over whatever happened. How do they even manage.

Perhaps men are NOT innocent creatures in a world full of perverse women who violate them?

A lot of you are going to be FURIOUS when you find out you were tricked into reskeeting league of legends

I think it's powered by violence.

The Foxy hallucinations are back.

i don't even think there's $60,000 of enphase stock in existence anymore

I’ve always imagined that “your cock might get hacked” is part of the appeal. It’s the main value-add.