the apple guy™

they're raleigh-based so they have a big foothold in the triangle, not sure how prevalent they are in other parts of the state.

new italian accent word unlocked: “springsteen”.

he hit em with that flarhgunnstow

the guy from tiktok that people call "new zealand" asking "how does it stand up like that?" which in the original context refers to the texture of blue bell ice cream but could be used to suggest uhhhhh some other stuff

can't help but think this screenshot will come in handy for A Certain Type Of Post in the future

tayne, a character played by paul rudd in the "celery man" sketch from tim and eric awesome show great job

i'll level with y'all. whenever i hear "tage thompson", my brain mostly hears this

was extremely mad about it at the time but i've gotta hand it to my middle school baseball teammate who nicknamed me Roger Clemens because i was "the strikeout king".

(i wasn't a pitcher.)

i live with an italian so almost every day i hear a different english word in an italian accent for the first time. today it was "chlorophyll".

I'm going to continue to push back on the "you have to ~believe in~ amd ~prepare for~ AI" stuff. Working slobs like myself didn't have to "prepare for" computers or internet, either it becomes a thing in your industry or it doesn't.

leaving work early to find a pop song with lyrics that scan the same as “rachel weisz hardcover fingerblast program”

avatar should be called “blue man troop”

i think 15 caleb wilsons could win a championship in any sport

only offense in the league whose pre-snap cadence involves the phrase "check my style out"

now that's what i call a triple dipper

man like big dom

two finger limes, with one cut in half to reveal the juice vesicles and seeds

three finger limes of different colors cut in half with juice vesicles spilling out of them

for fastest fruit i propose the finger lime, if only because they're so often staged in photographs to look like they're blasting off

Everyone on tiktok has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now (get off tiktok)

who among us

BZZZZZT WRONGO

whenever i eat chole bathure i google “chole bathure” and look at pictures of chole bathure while i eat chole bathure because i really love chole bathure

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["bottoms up" intro voice] it's Pastor Steal Your Giiiiiirl

refuse to believe "rush clovis" is a star wars guy and not an undersized QB who transferred to arkansas after a solid two year run at houston baptist

Raymond Tracing (Ray for short)

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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

let the record show that tate is also not beating the “electric karaoke performer” allegations

just saw an absolute legend do “finest girl (bin laden song)” at karaoke i can die in peace

"browsing and carousing"

When people ask, “how do you keep people safe if we abolish the police?”

point to how the Twin Cities has shown up to protect their neighbors during this federal occupation, without any assistance from local law enforcement