Eli Balin

19th-Century engraving of the pirate William Kidd suspended in a gibbet.

This, but in a waste treatment plant.

The tapioca bubbles make manga hard to drink, but some people seem to really like that.

That's a character from a James Bond movie.

"Middle aged adults are eating chicken and caring for their gastrointestinal health."

Those dipshits couldn't even be bothered to make the laser come from the eagle's eye.

A flyer from the "Bizzarro Real Estate Industry"

ME BIZZARRO GIVE YOU LOTS OF MONEY AND LET YOU HAVE APARTMENT WITH NO QUESTIONS AND NOT BE WEIRD ABOUT PROCESS

I'm envious. I don't imagine they'll be coming to the States anytime soon, under current circumstances.

YouTube video by The HU The HU - Wolf Totem (Official Music Video)

For your consideration (and that of whoever plans this stuff):

"Bum Boat's closed tonight. Let's go to the Arse Barge instead."

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I appreciate that your plan allows space for my never-to-be-realized ambition of turning a PBY Catalina into an airborne tiki lounge.

Happy belated birthday, John Batman, founder of Melbourne, Australia!

I can think of at least two who might have pointed at a cage like they were picking out a lobster at a seafood restaurant.

More like Geriatric Dust, amirite?

is the meat also fermented

"We choose to go to the fucking Moon in this fucking decade and do the other fucking things, not because they are fucking easy, but because they are fucking hard."

I can't recommend Strange Horticulture and Strange Antiquities enough for this sort of mood.

This is what every craft brewery menu looks like to me, and every damn one of them is an IPA.

It says something that the first thing I did was count the legs to make sure the right number was on both sides of the border.

-Vous êtes gentil avec vos vélos, mais comment on fait après une grosse chute de neige?

-Copenhague: #holdmyCarlsberg
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Have you tried making your brane looser? Apparently that's supposed to help.

Next they'll come for the canberry sauce.

"The One Where We Do A Wookieepedia"

Sometimes Darth Vader's jizz valve gets blocked and it fills his entire suit.

Remember when TV shows had actual seasons?

I know about the lagoons on pig farms, so... yikes.

I'm starting by assuming "big animal=big poop" and "4x stomachs=4x poop" and making reasonable guesses from there.

I can't comment on their driving skills, but they definitely shouldn't be practicing medicine.

Adnan Khashoggi - Wikipedia

The name in the document is Adnan Khashoggi, the arms dealer (Jamal was his nephew, but he had eight kids, so the connection might not have been close).