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04.12.2025 01:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All hail the medical humanitiesπ
04.12.2025 01:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The mass murder of Palestinians by Israel continues
Just as it has since 1947
Israel is built on terrorism
Nothing has changed
Those of us who already live under fascism know the answer to that.
02.12.2025 17:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tariffs are why China is deflating. They lost the US market. But donβt worry, the rest of the world will take up the slack.
02.12.2025 17:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πThey destroyed my home my family,my hopes,and the life I dreamed ofβyet my will to live remains.from Gaza,and all I need now is a chance to leave, rebuild,and feel safe. Every share,every donation, every message of support...is a spark of hope.πΏπHelp me get back on my feet: gofund.me/fec526f5 ππππ΅πΈπ
02.12.2025 06:40 β π 70 π 84 π¬ 5 π 20Why does Bluesky hide the lower edge of the image under the save and share buttons? This is why we need alt text.
02.12.2025 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please help Ahmad's family survive Israel's ongoing genocide. Palestinians have been left to die homeless & starving in harsh winter conditions:
01.12.2025 18:19 β π 13 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0The weather is getting colder here, and my boys donβt have enough warm clothes to stay safe this winter. π
Weβre doing everything we can, but itβs really beyond our ability right now.
Weβre hoping to raise Β£200 to buy essential winter items.
Even Β£25 from you means warmth for a child. β€οΈπ§₯
Abo Jameelβs family is suffering from cold, hunger, and lack of shelter. Please help him and his little ones get some basic needs met, like a tent and some food. Sharing always helps, and consider donating if you can.
01.12.2025 18:32 β π 9 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Ahmed is another Gazan struggling to meet the basic needs of his family. Please help by sharing and considering even a small donation
01.12.2025 18:33 β π 7 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0I know this family is recover from the flooding and haven't received donations in two weeks. They are in desperate need.
π chuffed.org/project/1375...
In the heart of war, amidst hunger, fear, and rubble... I'm just trying to save my family.
Please donate to my family ππ
Please share ππ
chuffed.org/project/a-li...
Tried to explain to some Irish friends that I have been suspended again from X. Their reply "but you're an Oscar nominated director who just met the Pope" and before I could even respond they added "oh but none of it matters because you're Palestinian."
The Irish totally get it. They've been there.
β This is my beloved father, Mohammed Abu Hani. He was shot in the back while trying to bring us food in the middle of the famine. He risked everything just to keep us alive, and now he is the one fighting to survive. My father needs your compassion. Every donation, every share, could be the lifeline that reaches him in time. Please... help us, donate if you can, and share our plea with the world. Your kindness could save a life.β
A photo of the little Kifah, holding a red cat in her arms.
Β»My father, Mohammed Abu Hani,
was shot while trying to find us food
during the famine
He is fighting for his life
Help us with your kindness-donate and share
Your support means everythingΒ«
_Aya Abu Hani (18yo)
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www.millionsofdeadbots.com/blog/posts/2...
15.11.2025 18:54 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1The whole point of AI is to destroy culture, art and education.
01.12.2025 12:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The essay is available online and itβs poorly written. All these articles say the student cited the Bible but she didnβt! She mentioned the βBible saysβ but didnβt say where or give context that supported her claim. Citations need both. It earned its low grade.
01.12.2025 12:47 β π 549 π 80 π¬ 15 π 5Israel has violated the Gaza ceasefire at least 591 times in 50 days, killing hundreds of Palestinians since the truce came into effect on 10 October. Israel has also continued to block vital humanitarian aid and destroy infrastructure across the Strip.
qudsnen.co/post?id=6680...
Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
30.11.2025 21:17 β π 4234 π 2043 π¬ 43 π 36I wrote a new article about being a lesbian, about gender, and what those can and have meant. Itβs free and it would mean a lot of if you read it and gave your thoughts :)
27.07.2025 23:57 β π 543 π 150 π¬ 43 π 21Theyβre on here as @mbarinews.bsky.social
01.12.2025 11:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Singh's Ambiguity Machines collection is a favorite. I've re-read it multiple times.
01.12.2025 11:27 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0MBARI might be able to help.
01.12.2025 11:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do you follow EVNautilus on YouTube? You canβt actually see much if thereβs nothing to illuminate.
01.12.2025 11:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I honestly can't believe that anyone is buying the "free speech" angle when the same people in the usa are simultaneously cutting that same right for everybody else. Internationally if trump gets his way. (www.bbc.com/news/article...) At what point will they start to pay attention?
01.12.2025 05:20 β π 26 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Reposting for attention. I did not know that the TA in question was trans. That makes this ideological hit even more disgusting. If any of my students are reading this, and are currently working as TAs in the US, please be extra careful, clear every task with your prof and keep the paper trail.
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