Lucas Mucous

A pound of bacon with Cinnamon Toast Crunch seasoning blend rub

guys, i think we may need to update the “America’s Greatest Achievements” list

A skeet for the books right here 👏

If you are not ashamed today to be an American you are no more than a cretin, a moron, or both.

Our leaders are simply trash. And the self-loathing that any decent citizen feels from knowing this is entirely earned. We elected them.

Republicans Love Trump’s Spending Cuts. Just Not in Their States. Even as they praise the president’s unilateral actions to slash federal spending, G.O.P. lawmakers have quietly moved to seek carve outs or exemptions for their own constituents.

Look at these selfish assholes

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/u...

So Misunderstood for sure

I won Thanksgiving.

I think I might hate the harpsichord.

Speaker Mike Johnson Says He Will Ban Transgender Women From Capitol Bathrooms The G.O.P. speaker sided with hard-right members of his conference who called for blocking Representative-elect Sarah McBride, the first transgender member of Congress, from using Capitol women’s room...

Republicans are a bunch of fucking babies.

Senate Republicans Alarmed by Gaetz Pick as Attorney General Nominee Many Republican senators were stunned that Representative Matt Gaetz, Republican of Florida, had been chosen as the nominee, and expressed skepticism that he could secure enough votes for confirmation...

I love this little play acting thing that the right is doing as if Matt Gaetz is somehow the line they won’t cross. Fuck off you spineless little shits.

Trump’s Tax Proposals Face a Fiscal Reckoning Advisers to President-elect Donald J. Trump and Republicans on Capitol Hill are already looking at ways to scale back some of his more expensive ideas.

It’s super cute reading about republicans trying to reign in the pig on fiscal issues.

Not to be THIS guy, but the low end of the three default tip options keeps going up too. I feel like I’m being guilted into an automatic 25% tip for non-table service.

Fantastic album marred by awful “The Teacher”

Your 40s are when all your poor decision making becomes apparent.

My life has been one long succession of navy blue hoodies.