audrey yawn

If one of the most annoying white blokes in football gets it, it can’t be that hard. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Should’ve told the cops the asshole on the motorcycle was wearing a PA tshirt since apparently harassing and arresting activists is more their bag than, you know, investigating actual crimes

Love to be failed on multiple fronts by public services in the space of a few hours

- phone appointment from NHS specialist regarding a recent diagnosis that’s causing a lot of anxiety was supposed to happen 45 mins ago and just hasn’t
- reported a road traffic accident in the city in which I could’ve been seriously hurt or killed and the met write to say they cba to check cctv

a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert

Do you think anyone ever downloads those stupid mobile games with the king in just to watch him die

Would love to be able to calculate how many calories I’m burning on an hourly basis by resisting the urge to respond “fuck off you cunt” to every big brained sensible I see posting total dross on socials

People say that last year eurovision went in the toilet because of refusing to exclude Israel, but in reality the signs it was in the bin were right there when cha cha cha didn’t win

People reading business and management books on their commute: have you considered getting a life?

We’re asking all MPs to vote against the UCPIP Bill today.

The government’s own impact assessment says the cuts will plunge 150,000 people into poverty by the end of this Parliament.

This is likely an underestimate.

MPs must protect their disabled constituents and vote against this Bill.

British aid workers 'died from blast wounds' in Gaza - inquest James Kirby, James Henderson and John Chapman were killed in an air strike on 1 April.

The IDF killed three British aid workers last year.
The UK refuses to investigate Israel for killing its citizens but will investigate British people for cursing the IDF
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh sorry don’t you like three Belfast lads performing on your screens? Don’t you like them showing you a mirror? Have you pissed your pants? Do you need mummy to change you?

And before you say it, I genuinely do not care how good they are

Sacrificing my first born to the loop earplug gods so they are finally satisfied and stop advertising to me

It’s fine, I’ll just go and throw myself in front of a bus now

No one tell Keir Starmer about this, god knows what horrors could be unleashed

DON’T

It was bad enough that Macron said French Touch should have UNESCO world cultural heritage status in line with Berlin techno this week. This might push me over the edge.

The only culture war I care about is the fact it’s nearly the end of June and no one has yet dropped Sound of the Summer 2025

My statement on the government's absurd and authoritarian proposal to proscribe Palestine Action.

Worth stating that both Lammy and Cooper are both members of LFOI and receive backhanders from them that line their own pockets. What they’ve said today is essentially acting on behalf of a foreign power which amounts to corruption. This needs to be called out.

Some facts that are worth endlessly repeating:
- Iran has no nuclear weapons and adheres to it’s responsibilities such as inspections
- Israel has nuclear weapons and doesn’t allow inspections and does not adhere to international laws on anti nuclear proliferation

If democracy can be swayed by a media who are controlled by oligarchs and their lapdogs, it is meaningless

If your democracy is built on the backs of the death and suffering of ordinary people out of sight and out of mind, it is worthless

Its a uniparty death cult. They would rather see the world turned to ash than progress not under their control.

And why, pray tell dear leader, is that situation volatile? Would you like to comment on that? Of course you wouldn’t you spineless piece of shit. I hope you enjoy your backhanders from LFOI. I hope you choke on them.

There will be a lot of people on so called respectable news outlets here and in the US will talk about how this is all very sensible. Don’t listen to them. They’re lying to you.

Iraq and Afghanistan playbook. If you want to know the real experience of people in Iran, speak to Iranians. This guy knows fucking nothing and nor do the no doubt countless brain wormed talking heads after him who bang the drums of war