Joe (Geo)

What id give for a lady to lob me a scimitar rn

You walk into the bathroom having to shit, you walk out having read the entire Dune series

In school, I learned a good reporter needs to use all 5 senses to tell a story.

The one who apparently licked Farage post-shake needs a raise.

DM: Da Million

I love a nice plover with wave bokeh in the background

Here's a post and run: too many essays, few words left

There's a pair of swans in a park near me that have been coming out of the water and getting within a few feet of me when I'm trying to look at other birds. It's terrifying tbh

But every time I see someone else near them, they're feeding the swans (usually bread)

Never worn

Pull out the deck of card from your right shoe and calmly declare the games Hold'em, blinds are 20/40 and start dealing

🇫🇷🥖floofy breast🥖🇫🇷

Unimaginably based

Those churches are always asking for donations, seems like they could really use the sponsorship deal

Someone walking their dog during a foggy sunrise, on Plumb Beach

The rare not a bird pic

Rose-breasted grosbeak perched on a clean branch, in front of a leafy tree.

A blue-grey gnatcatcher briefly landing before taking off again

A yellow warbler perched among budding pink and white flowers

A yellow-crowned night heron with some unfortunate beach dweller I'm unfamiliar with

I've been neglecting posting here, but here's some catchup from my spring break this week 🐦 #birds #brooklynbirding #MarinePark #ProspectPark #GreenwoodCemetery

So real lmao. I started by borrowing a 300mm lens and dlsr from my school's Journalism department for a story, and now I have my own equipment and am constantly thinking about upgrades.

I've always been very dirt-adverse and bird photography has really encouraged me to swallow that phobia to where I just kneeled in mud today 😬

Freeing in its own way

Idk why anyone would have a problem with it. Actual voice actors are horribly underrepresented in big-name sequels.

Nah bro, you owe yourself art you like

There's a lot of long nothingburger/ summary videos out there and the children yearn for good analysis

Congrats!

Happy birthday dude

Nice shots, I love their flight feathers!

I was definitely feeling that too, thanks!

4x5 photo of a black-crowned night heron. They're barely peaking out into the sunlight from a rotted cavity in a wrecked ship (not shown here). Light brings out the eye's ferocious red as the rest of its body dissolves into shadow.

A 16x9 version of the same heron. This one shows less of its body but has more shadow to frame its facial features.

Another bird I'm excited to see returning to the northeast US: the black-crowned night heron!

I can't decide which crop I like better on this guy; I'm usually disposed to 16x9s but the 4x5 looks great too. #birds #herons #Brooklynbirding #SpringMigration

Cool shot, is that the heat distortion in the background? It's pretty dope

An adult male red-winged blackbird roosting on a common reed. He calls out to his flock as one piece of their constant communication.

An adult male red-winged blackbird calmly roosting in a bush.

The red-winged blackbirds are back to finally give our local sparrows some company in the tall reeds. #birds #brooklynbirding #MarinePark

An American Blue Jay on a fence at Marine Park Salt Marsh, Brooklyn.

I know Daylight Savings Time makes no sense, but have you considered that I get an extra hour of sleep before golden hour? #birds #corvids

Tbh, with the door closed you just never know if and how many shadow people are standing right outside of it.