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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

Oh man, such a GREAT game. I'm envious that you're getting to experience it for the first time.

Helping someone configure something pretty simple on their server

"write this entry to this file, write these entries to this file, restart the service and you should be good to go."

Their response: "Ok, thanks for connecting the dots. Copilot's instructions were pretty close."

Fuck AI shit.

For fuck's sake Outlook, NO, I do NOT want you to revert my auto correct settings back to the factory default, ESPECIALLY turning on "smart quotes" (which are actually really fucking stupid) in favor of ordinary quotes that we've lived with for decades.

The elderly black granny paying for snacks for some hispanic children at the jump park today, and then telling them to come find her if they need anything else, is the glimmer of hope we need in this world.

Take care of each other. Be kind to one another.

This is giving me anxiety.

ugh... "quiet" = "quart"

I know every store is different, but the next time I need paint - and especially if I need something color matched - I'm calling up the nearby Sherwin Williams to see if Brandon is working.

11/11

AND it's not oil based! But it CAN be painted over oil if you prep it with some light sanding beforehand.

Listen, it wasn't cheap for the quiet that I purchased, but I'm extremely happy with the end result, and Brandon gave a damn more than the people working at the big box store.

10/

Throws it into the jiggly machine, takes it out, brushes some onto the sample I bright in, and I swear to you - unless you are one of those people who has super color discerning vision, you cannot tell the difference. Brandon fucking NAILED IT.

9/

He takes a look, puts it in their color matcher machine, and gets to work.

First round is over and he isn't satisfied. Tells me to give him a minute, it's close, but he thinks he can dial it in a bit more.

He heads back over to the paint mixing area, adds some more pigment.

8/

With such a large piece to replace, I didn't like the thought of it being slightly mismatched. And wouldn't you know, just down the road from Harbor Freight is a Sherwin Williams.

I stop in and ask Brandon if he can color match this trim, but not oil based (did I mention it was oil based?).

7/

Did you know Harbor Freight has a 10-pack of rare earth magnets for $2.99!?

I'm going to cut a piece of cabinet trim down to size, inlay magnets into both the trim and where it needs to be affixed in front of the bottom of the dishwasher, and TA-DA! Removable trim!

Okay, but THE PAINT!!!

6/

I'm not going to fuck over the next occupant of this house (or myself, god forbid this expensive ass appliance goes out at some point while I'm living here).

I'm going to replace the cabinet facing. But this time - MAGNETS! (Violent J approved)

5/

And wouldn't you know, there's a massive void where that cabinet trim once was. Not even the kickplate on the dishwasher could cover up where the flooring stopped.

What an I going to do with that space?

I'll tell you what I'm not going to do.

4/

So, in order to remove the now defunct dishwasher, I had to rip the facing off, which was very much a destructive operation (HELLO POCKET SCREWS???)

I installed the brand new fancy wifi enabled dishwasher today (why does it need wifi, seriously?)

3/

I know what you're thinking - "what does a dishwasher have to do with paint?"

I'll tell you what it has to do with paint.

The dipshit who previously owned and renovated our house decided to do cabinet trim around the dishwasher, including the bottom, which prevented it from easily sliding out.

2/

This of probably obvious to most people, but a while back I went to big box hardware store to get some paint color-matched based on a piece of painted cabinetry. They tried their best, but it was ever so slightly darker.

Well, our 15 year old dishwasher went out recently... 1/

Something called "Football is for the Fans, Inc." filed a petition with the US Patent & Trademark Office to cancel the Cosmos trademark on a variety of grounds relating to non-use. It contends it would like to "deliver football competitions" honoring the legacy of NASL clubs such as the Cosmos 1/

Why would they give up all that free publicity if not for a typo correction?

National Independent Soccer Association Logo, modified with vertical white space to make 3 horizontal red stripes appear similar to 3D steps

Hope you don't mind, I made a small adjustment.

The three stripes have been broken up with vertical white space to give the illusion of steps, while drawing a more direct connection to a "pyramid" - helping to remind everyone that NISA is nothing more than a gigantic grift, much like MLM schemes.

The original version of this skeet had "forward" spelled "firward".

It took them over 2 hours to realize they had made a typo before they deleted and posted a corrected version.

Wade Boggs has entered the chat.

What kills me are the assholes who hold the cigarette out the window at a stop light - you don't want that shit in your car, what makes you think I want it in mine? Can't even enjoy a nice day driving around with the windows down.

Southeast is definitely up there in competition. Honestly didn't expect this level of dominance, though in LA Krew's defense, they went 120 minutes last night, and it's definitely showing.

WPSL | SOUTH REGION CHAMPIONSHIP | LA KREWE FC vs CHATTANOOGA FC YouTube video by NATIONAL SOCCER NETWORK

Our @chattanoogafc.bsky.social women are playing in the WPSL south region final RIGHT NOW!

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Forgot to buy more coffee beans yesterday, and today I made the most embarrassingly small amount. I'm not sure how I'm going to survive the day.