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Caleb Crain

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Into #birding, #CrossFit, & sometimes writing. Wrote the novels "Necessary Errors" and "Overthrow" More at https://calebcrain.substack.com & https://steamthing.com. New short story! https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/08/12/clay-fiction-caleb-crain

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Pardon Our Interruption...

I really like this Muji pencil sharpener. It looks like they don't make it anymore, but here's one on Ebay...

ebay.us/m/JvTiJx

09.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe worker compared the scenes to β€˜pictures that I saw in elementary school of how they brought the slaves from Africa.’ ”

09.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE detainees from Maine being held under β€˜inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesperson said the allegations of overcrowding and lack of access to lawyers are false.

Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell β€” men and women in some cases β€” with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.

07.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4393    πŸ” 2727    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 222

In the room the women come and go,
Asking what time is the Superbo

11.02.2024 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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This chart. Wow. reportearth.substack.com/p/the-washin... via @chriscmooney.bsky.social

08.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 23
Screenshot of a reddit post (from r/lotr) dated 7 Feb 2026 that shows a picture of a pen holder in the shape of Boromir from Lord of the Rings, the character played by Sean Bean in the movies, who in his final scene is shot to death by huge spear-sized arrows fired by an Uruk-hai... which are proportionally the same size as the pens in the Boromir-shaped 3D-printed pen holder.

Screenshot of a reddit post (from r/lotr) dated 7 Feb 2026 that shows a picture of a pen holder in the shape of Boromir from Lord of the Rings, the character played by Sean Bean in the movies, who in his final scene is shot to death by huge spear-sized arrows fired by an Uruk-hai... which are proportionally the same size as the pens in the Boromir-shaped 3D-printed pen holder.

too soon

08.02.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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The aurora last night in Beaver, Alaska was just incredible. This is a real-time video (not sped up) of the crazy motion I saw. Also, look how BRIGHT it is, wow!

07.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3459    πŸ” 716    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 50
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In β€œPillion,” Gay B.D.S.M. Passions Edge Toward Dom-Com Anchored by Alexander SkarsgΓ₯rd and Harry Melling’s superb performances, the British director Harry Lighton’s feature dΓ©but brightens the bleak novel it’s based on.

In theory I have reservations about puns but then there’s calling β€œPillion” a β€œdom-com.”

08.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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After non-endorsement, 250,000 subscribers cancel The Washington Post Post staffers press for answers on loss of readers and trust after owner Jeff Bezos explained why the paper would no longer endorse presidential candidates.

It just guts me that the Washington Post lost a *quarter of a million* subscribers because of Bezos's sucking up to Trump, and his reaction is, "Obviously the Post should stop covering books and international affairs."
www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/...

08.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I couldn’t hear anything he was saying because all I could focus on was how jacked he looks in that tailored shirt

08.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Board of Governors decided, unilaterally, that no published textbook in the field of sociology could be used in compliance with the law for an Intro to Sociology class. None.
Victor: There's not a single existing textbook on the market that could be used that would qualify under state law?
Zachary: Correct.
Victor: I'm sorry, that's kind of funny. Like, the absurdity of not a single sociology textbook getting past the censors. I mean, it makes me kind of proud of our colleagues, but...

The Board of Governors decided, unilaterally, that no published textbook in the field of sociology could be used in compliance with the law for an Intro to Sociology class. None. Victor: There's not a single existing textbook on the market that could be used that would qualify under state law? Zachary: Correct. Victor: I'm sorry, that's kind of funny. Like, the absurdity of not a single sociology textbook getting past the censors. I mean, it makes me kind of proud of our colleagues, but...

I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.

Great work everyone.

06.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5737    πŸ” 1937    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 201
07.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16551    πŸ” 4658    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 156

Building on @espiers.bsky.social's post, I am again respectfully requesting a Zohran version of the photo shoot Ed Koch did with the Muppets in 1983. You should know I'm a very persistent person & will keep making this demand until someone makes this happen

30.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

this man will rule for a thousand years

07.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.

β€œSeveral people said that Mr. Rosen vowed not to ask anyone to do anything illegalβ€”an assurance that normally, the people said, would go without saying.”

07.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Metry and her husband of 4 years go to DHS to get their I-130 in motion. "Good news" a DHS employee told them, the form to start her naturalization was approved.

DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.

06.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4781    πŸ” 2429    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 251

This is flawless and I feel like Marc Chagall would love it

06.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Now only 9!

06.02.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm. If mining a Bitcoin costs more than it's worth, then new transactions won't get added to the blockchain, right? And if you can't validate the trade of existing Bitcoins, don't they become, practically speaking, worthless?

Surely I'm missing something, but please don't disillusion me.

06.02.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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birds from the marcel schurman company, n.d.

11.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.

06.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3052    πŸ” 546    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 14

LFG

05.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 953    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

A modest proposal for Jeff Bezos: donate the Washington Post to ProPublica to operate as a non-profit readers-revenue supported news outlet.

05.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Here’s a question for Elon: have you seen the documentary Rovina’s Choice, in which a mother weeps as her little girl dies of malnutrition because of cuts to USAID?

05.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Could the moral failure of America’s elite be any greater

05.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pup waits in deep boredom while its humans are meaninglessly absorbed by non-edible objects. Dog's-eye view of art & rarity collecting, c/o Cornelis de Bailleur. Born in Antwerp OTD 1607.

05.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Dear Director Ratcliffe, I write to alert you to a classified letter I sent you earlier today in which I express deep concerns about CIA activities. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sincerely, Ron Wyden, U.S. Senator

Dear Director Ratcliffe, I write to alert you to a classified letter I sent you earlier today in which I express deep concerns about CIA activities. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sincerely, Ron Wyden, U.S. Senator

Sitting U.S. senators don't make letters such as this one public unless they feel a paper trail is needed to inform the public.

Not great. Really not great.

h/t Sahil Kapur

04.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3906    πŸ” 1042    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 36

Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

05.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 15275    πŸ” 4649    πŸ’¬ 450    πŸ“Œ 254

The Post's books section was very strong. And for it to be killed off by the founder of Amazon, the company that drove so many book stores to die off, is a level of irony that, if it were in a novel, would come across as contrived.
bsky.app/profile/nycs...

05.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ron Charles is/was my favorite person in books coverage. He combined natural readerliness with good humor and a human touch. This is an insane decision. WaPo was the best newspaper books coverage in the country. Bezos just keeps finding new ways to harm reading. Immediate subscribe (✍🏼)

05.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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