Sam

a little guy made out of air dry clay

highly recommended

Most of my classmates were women of color when I got my master’s in social work, if you’re wondering why chiropracty is a professional degree but social work isn’t

Watching the line go up until he’s got full on DSLs

lmbo at posting a Hunt for Red October quote repost and then seeing this. absolutely owned.

building a huge vault in svalbard to archive the semen of unfuckable men for all eternity

Virtually every comment under CBS’ TikTok of this is people either saying it’s staged, praising it, or saying they hope it’s acid, if you were wondering about the American Taliban’s stance on chemical weapon attacks

Profiles in courage: this candidate doesn’t want white people to be killed during all the ethnic cleansing he otherwise supports

I forgot that I was supposed to have the watch all this time. Totally spaced on it. They’re gonna be so cross with me in Valhalla.

leave it upside down, anne

thank you 🥲

An otherwise good day ruined by the reminder that I’m too tall to be a submarine commander AND Mr Met

making me genuinely feel insane that there is a secret police that has been arresting people regardless of their citizenship status, has killed several people in their custody and has already held Democratic politicians and some Democrats are considering giving them more money

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Menu screen with a bitcoin hamburger

They made Steak n Shake a libertarian nightmare

YES

I’m in a doctoral program for social work and someone in my cohort said the same thing!

Wunderbaaahar

Any politician who isn’t running on a new Reconstruction doesn’t deserve your vote

Ray Smuckles from Achewood saying “Screw this land!”

We have to impeach him.

Etching of a man with a large, erect penis from The Big Lebowski

me watching The Lion in Winter

I’m gonna be able to run five miles again

I admired your work in fight club, sir

I told someone I would kick Jared Leto’s ass if I ever saw him irl. I saw him 15 minutes later. We were the only patrons in the entire restaurant.

For All Mankind is such a fun dumb show, hell yeah

It’s probably a good thing that the daytime temperature dropped 50° over 24 hours