“Sam,” and in some cases, “Samuel”

A melting snowman leaned back almost flat

snowman got that fenty fold

Laid back Friday night reading the Wikipedia page for celebratory gunfire en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebra...

🎶 guess who just got back today
them wide eyed foals that had been away
Hadn’t changed, hadn’t much to say
Planting bombs to destroy the state 🎶

I just saw the exact same video

Well I made it to work and none of the other managers including my boss are here. I think this means I’m in charge.

Think I’m going to pull a Kenneth Parcell “ALL MENSTRUATING WOMEN GO HOME IMMEDIATELY” but from the left

Yes, without hesitation

a corgi

counterpoint

I read all of these, thank you for your service

For such a formative memory for me, I can’t find any trace of it online

I remember a You Can’t Do That on TV episode where a kid was fed his own spleen and it was the first thing I ever watched that genuinely freaked me out

syncopated: what a word

A car with a figurine of Heath Ledger as the Joker sitting on top of a large aftermarket spoiler

I toughed it out and went to work today despite recovering from food poisoning, and my strength was rewarded by seeing this

Can confirm that The Hammer was keeping it tight as of 2003

I used to develop the lawyer on the billboard’s vacation photos when that was still a thing. For a big guy, he really pulled off the speedo. I feel like people should know that.

Put them back

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth, Charlie Brown?

NY Post cover with a picture of John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Headline says Beat The Meatles, with subtext that says “hard day’s night - Paul reveals Beatles’ sex secrets. Me and John masturbated with a group.”

tbh this old NY Post cover is the only conversation I ever want to have about The Beatles

Has Nintendo even bothered to figure out how to make Ray Smuckles a villager in Animal Crossing

Anne I am specifically rooting against your mom now, sorry

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Famous eugenicist James Watson, one of the four people who discovered DNA, younger and with wild hair

Exciting to watch Wikipedia editors argue in real time about whether it is appropriate to update James Watson’s profile image to this considering he died today.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

The lack of molars suggests that the Predator may have to swallow stones to help grind down food in its stomach

United States - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

THAT’S MY MAYOR (I live in Kentucky)

*runs into room extremely out of breath* that’s one Dick out for No Nut November