James Stapley

Cats are liquid anyway. Any apparent physical discomfort is a scam, meant to elicit treatos, or a blood sacrifice.

This is how hackers are born :D

I was an IT manager at a school for 4 years, and then at a university for a while.

The kids are alright. :D

Ought to be "criminal" in its own right.

Electric ray

New on the market: Petrichor(tm). Ask your pharmacist. Always read the label.

I was healthy.
Ate some fish pie.
Felt a little eel afterwards.

Presenting his bone-a-fides.

...it was BGP

Load bearing gentleperson's agreements. It's LBGA all the way down. At least until someone calls in legal.

I've met people that (inadvertently) caused best practices to change at IXPs. The early internet was wild AF.

Mighty-clawn-dria.

Cellular biochemistry: The Crabs Cycle.

Phylogenetics: you ain't gonna be no crab.

At this stage, I start writing extra labels on things so my brain can process them as the-thing-I-know-them-as.

Of course, first you have to find the Rosetta Stone that turns CLI name into electrical interface name....

Ent disposing of an unwelcome caterpillar. Bet they itch something awful gnawing on your leaves.

I seem to recall at least one group of cannibals had a name for the resulting prion disease, and it was "Kuru". From Papua New Guinea, IIRC.

Clearly another forgotten member of the Beatles.

Hor.net now internet enabled.

Somewhere there is a reconstruction of a hippo from its skeleton done like most dinosaur reconstructions used to be done. Nightmare fuel.

I think it may originally be from the "All Yesterdays" book.

My luggage is somehow always like the last off the plane. No point rushing :D

Makes your carp hairy, or it should with that name. Keep away from pet goldfish.

Makes a change from beans :D

Why call it vivipary when Womb Service was right there?

Or maybe it's Spineless LLC, as it's not just spiders...

Arachnocorp Inc.

Swole jar-jar binks.

Double-union ball valves are a thing.

I survived until Xmas morning, when my mother in law put it on as her first pick of the day.

"She glowed dimly in the corner, like the old halogen bulb from the follow-spot the lighting director just couldn't bring themselves to throw away. It might do in a pinch, when all other lights went dark."

A lot of Ark and Arks.