Thomas

I may have sucked the wrong dicks taooer

white boys who say inshallah carrying zohran to a comfortable victory!!!

If I Were Steve Yzerman (2025) - Part 1

Setting the stage for where the Wings roster is at heading in to a pivotal offseason

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Sam Bennett is about to sign a contract that will cost that GM their job in 2 years.

The three most important Oilers are having their worst games of the series rn.

Nick Castellanos was benched, the Phillies are currently doing more to prevent war than any government.

If putting the cart before the horse won cups, Leafs fans would have an unequivocal dynasty.

12th Annual Detroit Red Wings Awards thread lets gooooooooooo #DRWAwards

What a fucking series holy shit this is so good

He leads the league in DudesRock/60

Can't wait for Walman's day with the cup to just be him shadowing Yzerman for 24 hours while griddying.

Hogg out at DNC

Bill Clinton in the 90's

There's a fun little nesting doll of fascism in this, from

-They tackled and handcuffed a US Senator
-For asking a question of an admin official
-Who had just stated plainly that the federal government wanted to "liberate" a city/state from its leaders

Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Reposting this for no particular reason

Today they have crossed a deep red line.

We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.

When Cliven Bundy and his family occupied federal property and engaged in an armed standoff with federal agents during the Obama administration, Fox News was apoplectic about the outrageous actions of *the government*

Forgot to tag @thelaurenelyse.bsky.social on this one.

Two images of Zohran. On the left is the original from the campaign which shows a close cropped beard. On the right is a version used by Cuomo’s SuperPAC with an artificially longer, darker beard.

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.

His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.

This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

What they say makes a lot more sense when you realize they hear the laugh track in their head.

Skinner slipping on a banana peel is ill advised.

i see you know antifa pikachu but have you ever met ICE out of LA labubu

an old comic strip depicting martin luther king jr talking to a reporter in front of a destroyed cityscape saying I Plan To Lead Another Non-Violent March Tomorrow

Reminder they said this exact bull shit back then

1) This is bad ass
2) Imagine shooting this many rounds of whatever at a single guy with a skateboard

Someone needs to beat the brakes off of Bennett already

Elon Musk on X: "Time to drop the really big bomb. Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. that is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT!"

here we go

Do you think, between K-holes, he has these moments of clarity and sees the abomination he's both enabled and become? Like a D&D character getting deafened for a round while in a False Hydra's song?

Each of them well-earned. Congrats, Steve!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩵🤍🩷🖤🤎

Nick Offerman slams some ‘dumb fuck’ who used a homophobic ‘Parks and Rec’ meme

“Ron Swanson was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck”