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@mikefail.bsky.social

Scorchstack’s lead insider and Twitter’s good content boy. I used to write about hockey. Socialist, Free Palestine. Wrestling, and greyhounds.

1,031 Followers  |  246 Following  |  454 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  2.04

Latest posts by mikefail.bsky.social on Bluesky

Your bio has you supporting a dog breed being put down but maybe you should be

01.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

Keep
Keep
Keep
Keep

The rare quad-keep!

29.01.2026 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I butter them and and bacon them

28.01.2026 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

anyone pick up a loaf of banana bread and eat it like an apple?

28.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Shout out the people of Minnesota and their General Strike today. Communities standing together is how things get done.

23.01.2026 13:21 — 👍 437    🔁 85    💬 3    📌 3

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No opinion
Keep
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22.01.2026 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mikael fucking backlund, babbyyyyyyyyyyy

16.01.2026 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been buying them for two decades, either for me or homeless homies who need something to eat. Inflation hasn’t ruined them too much but the quality really varies from store to store

15.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I showed you my huge sandwich please respond

15.01.2026 21:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m gonna be MIA later (stuck on toilet)

15.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Muttered “that’s a huge bitch” in the grocery store when I picked it up

15.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It has been done (see: update)

15.01.2026 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did thank you

15.01.2026 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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update: all gone

15.01.2026 21:24 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I intentionally picked the one with proper proportions of meat and cheese.

15.01.2026 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve got 1/4 quarter left. Mama didn’t raise no bitch

15.01.2026 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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bought this big sandwich and I’m gonna eat all of it

15.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0

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Kick (unless something radical changes. She's floundering outside of the ring)
KICK

15.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DM me on discord you putz

09.01.2026 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't see that part, just the blatant chicken-wing he threw. Utterly pathetic shit.

07.01.2026 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jacob trouba just loves elbowing people in the head and I have to admit: I respect his commitment to being a complete piece of shit.

it takes courage to wear your heart on your elbow like that in this day & age.

07.01.2026 03:43 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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04.01.2026 11:32 — 👍 26    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 2

She’s very clingy and codependent

04.01.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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if you're not up with your friends all watching wrestle kingdom 20 then you're living life incorrectly

04.01.2026 10:19 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YESSSSS

18.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

reading the reactions to this john cena bullshit and laughing so hard. fuck the fed.

14.12.2025 04:17 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Soft Kick (his journey back to the belt will be incredible)
KICK (go to hell Jack Perry)
Keep (It would actually work providing she gets deprogrammed from her retirement)
Kick (have him regularly as a threat in the world title scene)

11.12.2025 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kemonito vs Kemalito

[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]

04.12.2025 23:33 — 👍 176    🔁 82    💬 2    📌 13

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