Sigourney Halleck in: Weregolf (golf for werewolves)

This feels far more like a direct response to the outcome of the US election than it does an attempt to appease foreign markets.

They also cancelled an episode of Moon Girl that was supposed to feature a trans character the day after the election.

an even earlier Dexter prequel set inside his dad's balls

every living organism should team up & work together to make a big sword for Godzilla

unacceptable (the meanness, not the crying)

paying the right people the big bucks to do the big work

(inventing a special type of glass that only insects can see through called 'special insect glass')

me on the codec: Snake, that’s a tree. It’s a sort of plant that’s big and made of wood.

solid snake: Interesting

"The world was scary. Worse. I was scary in it. In a body I had no clue how to handle." Monstrilio by Gerardo Sámano Córdova might be my fave read of 2024. This exploration of grief, queerness, family, desire and belonging made my heart ache a little.

remaking the guy from neutral milk hotel but giving him an obsession about refried beans or cake or something instead of anne frank

Fisher Stevens appear in an 80s Sci-Fi comedy without doing some heinous shit challenge

Difficulty level: Impossible

The poster for the 1985 movie 'My Science Project'

nw:

Back at ya

all bangers

Microdosing walking by looking

Patrick Stewart in an advert for pigs: "make it sow"

Oh I don't know this one

Ooh which song? (I still sort of really like Sparkle and Fade as an album but pls don't tell anyone)

I believe in you

I’m in the echo chamber saying “I’m proud of you” and rubbing one out

Just finished The Penguin, fantastic television, truly.

(teenager walking out of the theater in 1977) one day my kid is gonna post images of Yoda eating pussy on the internet

they're doing this to me tomorrow

moving to Brinewood (the Hollywood of brine)

it’s simple. the clown sells you meat. the little stripes man wants to steal the meat. there is a large smiling mound, purple mound, and we don’t know what he does. but we trust him

I’m an elder millennial so I refer to the 4th wall as Vern.

It really is fantastic, and seeing it with a crowd was such a treat

Maybe we ramp it up and have them do one hourly

Ben Mendelsohn asking Paddington if he has been talking to the king

if I ever see Paddington I'm gonna be all like:

We're making an Oilman movie about a man made out of oil

finished S3 of Industry and I didn't feel like it was anywhere near as strong or focused as the first 2

it's got some big-swings and twists, but they just sorta make the whole thing feel trashier and less interesting

I'm sick rn tho, so idk maybe it's that ignore me pls