Scayor Howard Vander

It’s an odd feeling to sit at a piano and try to remember the songs you’ve written on it, and a rewarding feeling when you do

Easy there Ganondorf

recent developments seem to be hinting that it's about time to pack up this account, shutter my youtube and just go back to being a nondescript man in a flat and colorless world

i'm much more interesting in modular synths than i am with the idea of remaining alive, the built-in failsafe is that if i kill myself then i can't use my modular synth

well, that was short lived

best part is when i close by saying 'well, fuck all of you cunts then' and flinging the mic into the crowd, it's the most punk rock of all

updating my list of "things and spaces that once brought joy and now enforce disconnection" to include 'the internet'

opening a set at the punk festival with a jazz song, followed by a fifty minute argument with the crowd about how the radical approach to form within jazz is actually quintessentially punk-rock

I'll die on the hill of "Trump actually only had one funny post"

For the record it was the "it's his house, he's supposed to be there!' one

thanks to everyone who shared and contributed ❤️

please send me your candidates for the weirdest things Eric Adams has done in 2025

Somebody just beat Rom

*riff from Slow Ride*

JEFFREY
JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Speaking of hamberder there’s a dang Cheeto in the White House !!!

I can be this

I’m also surprisingly boyish for a 39 year old and wicked smart for a dumbass

In the final sum of things, the most I’ll be able to say is “at one time like a hundred people listened to my show” but I also didn’t actively do harm to the world so I’m a better person than literally anyone with influence

You know what? Fuck despair, I’m gonna fuckin thrive and live to see those who would poison our world fade and be forgotten

We also suck

Josh! Thank god you’re here, what do you think about howard

Sting wrote a lot of good songs but he also has one that rhymes knowledge with college, like I didn’t ask you to be a cool guidance counselor

Starting a socialist ska band called Less Than Jacobin

They went extinct for a reason!

Then again, created an entire beloved podcast around the idea of nuance in conversation that character limits seldom allow

Minmaxing sucks the fun right outta video games, if I wanted to do math all evening I’d go to community college

Not a big fan of Jake Taps but a lot of folks are framing it more like “he dragged Biden for being old” when I think it was more “everyone on the inside saw an enormous problem and hoped nobody would notice or say anything”

Did everyone win their arguments today?

It’s a lot harder to be in “gadfly mode” when everything is stupid and terrible and so are you and you also hate yourself, also you don’t know anything about math

Forgot to by coffee so I’ll make do with tea and self harm

Considered feeling depressed and then I saw two separate French bulldogs, all stout and triumphant