@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
Wardlow 4 Tracy
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Twinsies!
10.12.2025 21:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember, gang: I cannot be you, but anyone can be the mayor
Being the mayor is a state of mind
“Prince Andrew plotting return to spotlight” cmon man, being in the spotlight is the whole reason he’s panhandling for bus fare these days
10.12.2025 17:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s nothing sexier than the slither of a lady snake
10.12.2025 16:17 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
10.12.2025 10:49 — 👍 9951 🔁 1727 💬 198 📌 462This will be great for the World Cup next year. The 4th, 3rd, and 9th ranked countries will be playing and their fan bases are insane.
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I’m Literally talkin bout da sopranos with a-my boy hollow as a-we speaka
10.12.2025 01:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#2 = #1
10.12.2025 01:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like that BioWare game nobody liked
10.12.2025 01:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They would make you call it blankthem
10.12.2025 01:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Look at this one-pencil motherfucker” - future hoodlums
10.12.2025 01:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the land of 37 pencils the boy with 38 pencils has one more or however the saying goes
10.12.2025 01:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The simplest explanation for everything that happened during the Biden years is “Corn Pop’s revenge from beyond the grave”
10.12.2025 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha ha ha cry moar
10.12.2025 01:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh hey look at this picture of you
10.12.2025 01:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh fuck in lieu of a memory tangent I’ll probably just rewatch it, thanks arlan
10.12.2025 01:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Meteor Man is a fucking treat, even if bill Cosby seeing through walls hits way different in the present
10.12.2025 01:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jokes on you, I’m wearing a unitard
10.12.2025 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s a piss poor use of your time, ngl
10.12.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey look it’s Ethan hawke
10.12.2025 01:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t even know what this means
10.12.2025 01:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think you’re doing terrific!
10.12.2025 01:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your mayor is about two core principles: regulatory capture and bisexual erasure, and pal, I’m plum outta regulations
10.12.2025 00:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1For starters, you could vant to suck your life as a house
10.12.2025 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do, she gave a hearty thumbs up when I showed it to her, nance is a real one
10.12.2025 00:51 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m
The greatest motherfucker on the planet
If you were Scott bakula you could fly in the form of a bat
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