Mayor Howard Vander

This will be great for the World Cup next year. The 4th, 3rd, and 9th ranked countries will be playing and their fan bases are insane.

I’m Literally talkin bout da sopranos with a-my boy hollow as a-we speaka

#2 = #1

Like that BioWare game nobody liked

They would make you call it blankthem

“Look at this one-pencil motherfucker” - future hoodlums

In the land of 37 pencils the boy with 38 pencils has one more or however the saying goes

The simplest explanation for everything that happened during the Biden years is “Corn Pop’s revenge from beyond the grave”

Ha ha ha cry moar

Oh hey look at this picture of you

Oh fuck in lieu of a memory tangent I’ll probably just rewatch it, thanks arlan

Meteor Man is a fucking treat, even if bill Cosby seeing through walls hits way different in the present

Jokes on you, I’m wearing a unitard

That’s a piss poor use of your time, ngl

Hey look it’s Ethan hawke

I don’t even know what this means

I think you’re doing terrific!

Your mayor is about two core principles: regulatory capture and bisexual erasure, and pal, I’m plum outta regulations

For starters, you could vant to suck your life as a house

I do, she gave a hearty thumbs up when I showed it to her, nance is a real one

I’m
The greatest motherfucker on the planet

If you were Scott bakula you could fly in the form of a bat

I vant to suck your baker’s wife

Alice, looking mighty pissed at the mad hatter in the original Tenniel illustration

Final shot of Polanski’s Repulsion, this young lady is NOT a fan of the dude she’s looking at, some people read it to mean her psychosis in the film is derived from sexual trauma to which, yeah, guess that makes sense

Same energy

“Alice, you simply do not understand. He will drain the swamp and bring rights back to the states.”

“Christ, what an asshole”

“Bitch better have my money”

Cheers to Alice looking at him like “what the fuck is this guy’s problem”

@papafazuul.bsky.social you see this shit