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Tired of seeing politicians trolling each other with AI

Joe Pera is doing fine without it and so are you

Bought the darn thing when the salesman told me it was, "lergit"

Way to shit the toilet

I'm not sorry for pretending to be Korean, but will put an end to it

쓰레기 구덩이에서 만나자

내 대체자를 온보딩하다

집에서 쫓겨났다

나는 전선을 꿈꾼다

노래방에서 울다

도마뱀을 보며

My stepmom is kissing my stepdad

Whoa, it's scary being an able-bodied video game player right now

When BSKY has sports news and Caturday trending on a Tuesday

You think those people on, Love Is Blind, ever got caught jorking it in the pods?

The Smell of Success "The Smell of Success" is a Season 4 episode of Rugrats. Tommy Angelica Chuckie Phil Lil Stu Didi Grandpa Lou (non-speaking role) Chas Spike Dr. Brander Cheddar The Bully After trying countless remedi...

Doctor told me that I have that disease in the movie, Limitless. But it's progressed to the stage at the end where he's a dummy and has no money

Still haven't seen that movie, just that Rugrats episode where they explore the same themes

This synopsis is crazy

rugrats.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sme...

I keep giving good people bad ideas

Video Games did not prepare you well enough for social interactions that will forever alter your progression

Don't just say. "Doubt" to people.... It's rude

Keyboard [X]
Mouse [X]
Screen [X]

Oh yea, it's computer time

Started saving up for one of these bad boys a while ago

It'll be my first car

INT. DUSK

Dr. walks out of the master bedroom and closes the door. Head down and solemnly announces to the family members gathered in hushed silence

Sorry, I did all I could.... it wouldn't flush

She dries her eyes on her lab-coat while water trickles in from under the door, staining her DC shoes

This game is cringe

1000 days of nothing but seeing an app become AI slop, and infinitely more expensive to use the good AI ~$30 / month for MAX

Learned more from this $14 book, and Duolingo isn't even on BSKY to see this

If you're learning a language, get a tutor. You need that in-person shame

The soy boys are too powerful rn

The greatest trick they've ever pulled was making it seem like nobody should have soy. This was how they stockpiled their surplus at a discount, and now they're hoarding it

Demand is up and supply is low. Can't even open my window without hearing chants for, "SOY!"

Sometimes I walk up to the toilet only to forget how to piss 🤦

When is it ok to wear a top hat?

Watched Nosferatu over the weekend and everyone seemed chill with it. Vampirism was involved there too...

Are the coastal elites gatekeeping this, along with vampires??

At work, let people know that you just found out about AI and are jazzed about it

It'll let them know your fingers are on the pulse of technology and you're willing to acknowledge it

Needed to lock in

Knew I wasn't too slow playing game

Leaders in performance?!

Performative males are back, and networking!

I'll have to watch this video as a infotainment. Wouldn't want to fall into the same trap

Luckily my wire-born waifu and I are legally married, so any bloodborn gfs won't get my Funko pops.... Zucc will when she inevitably divorces me for talking to another woman

Keep up the great work Tony! ❤️