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@dogsplat.bsky.social

Trying to have fun on the internet

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The Olympics are a special time to learn cool sounding hunks' names competing on the world stage in sports I don't understand

18.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know Konami used to make good games

13.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which one of you stole this?

13.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The quarterback was my Dungeon Master and killed me

10.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Longmont Potion Castle, you're our strongest warrior

10.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every hotel room should come with a copy of Wii Sports

10.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really want to slip in the word, "bastards" into this work email

Too shy though

10.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Professional looking slabtops like this makes me think of the potential of people carrying these around in brief cases on their way to work.

Similar to the warboys in Fury Road carry steering wheels to plug-in and drive.

Headed to towards the same scarcity of gear, so I'm happy with this analogy

09.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm done with ideas

05.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You only have 1 RAM?"

"You only have 1 coin?"

"You only have 1 house?"

Don't shame me for living life to the fullest #wonderlust

03.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you battle the OEM controllers leaking plastic? Legit curious if there's a way

31.01.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Needs more flash, alot more

29.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree

29.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The people in fighting games do not look like they're striving

Imagine seeing Chun-Li on duty as a pig dressed like that

Would not take her seriously, chuckling to myself and sneakily film content

That is until she turns off her bodycam and she crouches to charge for her hurricane kick

29.01.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not falling for this again

23.01.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like the implications that the console has fun when I play games

It's sadistic

23.01.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is that, some kind of radio?

23.01.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop it! (Iykyk)

23.01.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make that hole BIG!

23.01.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Presenting could mean gloating, only time will tell

15.01.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have reached my KPIs (kisses per increment)

15.01.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got one of these TUF 5070 TI from ASUS and had to return. This is the one that will have its price dropped

15.01.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe she just showed it off to gloat (best outcome)

15.01.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all don't seem to realize that a landlord CAN'T block you

Longest Snapchat streak of my life

15.01.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KILL!

15.01.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andrew Wyeth fuckin' rocks!!

Christina's World, still #1 wallpaper

Oh ya brother!!!

15.01.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What about Teslur?! Think about your pal that attended Queen's university

13.01.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Using Bing is like getting on the wrong bus

I don't know where you're taking me and I don't like it

13.01.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a wild image to use

09.01.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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