advil lavigne

my janet era continues

the thing about being friends with me is that i will give you a plant

what did you end up playing on steam deck

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

two cereus forbesii spiralis (spiral cactuses) in a gold and beige pot

anyway look at these guys. what the fuck are plants up to

what about me explaining how to spot signs of forced artificial variegation in an elephant jade sounds like fucking slop to you. do you know how much care and precision i put in to sounding polite and coherent about my weird niche interests. DO YOU

well folks, it’s happened. someone on reddit has proudly announced they can tell i obviously used chatgpt to post a comment. the comment was four sentences long. i am just really worried about us as a people

possible accomplice wanted for questioning in connection to the crimes

mirror mirror on the wall ass bitch

Riot is lying next to me on the couch and one of her eyes is closed and she is so, so sleepy

local goblin impersonates sweet little baby after terrorizing neighborhood on “morning walk” rampage. more at 11

these are so Tender

my leg is itchy

he looks like when you have french fries in a brown paper bag and then the grease soaks through the bag and when the bag dries it’s wrinkly

any food is a handheld food if you’re not a fucking coward about it

same with devil’s advocate. why does the devil need an advocate? i feel like he’s been handling things pretty well on his own lately

you know how austin and honey were made out of the same stuff? i think that might be donnie and badger

so while we’re all hanging out at this party can i mention my wife? when someone asks what i do for work is it okay to talk about how i help people access reproductive healthcare? how much of me do i sand down to be sufficiently Non Political for the comfort of people who hate me?

i hope dude and honey are rocking out together somewhere. what a great fuckin dog

the primal urge to wub

did you know that pao de queijo can be a meal if you eat enough of it in one sitting

my brain when being asked to do Tasks and stop looking at plants on etsy

a colleague very proudly told me they were using copilot to write all their emails now and i was like mmmm yeah…. i can tell

“your dog is so cute! can i give her a treat?”
haha sure, she’ll chomp your whole hand though so you should just toss it to her and let her catch it
“okay! 🙂🤌”

me: a few dozen little potted plants is not too many plants

me when i have to move several dozen little potted plants: ☹️

came up with a delightful little gardening project for myself but what i didn’t count on was—and there’s absolutely no way i could have known this—i have too many fucking plants

riot, a cattle dog, is curled up asleep on the couch

very small spotted egg

i cannot think of the last time i had a good reason to merge cells

microsoft excel appreciation and/or hatred post

YES

baseball is like if microsoft excel was a sport. i love it so much. it’s the worst