Jean 🫡

Oh that is an unfortunate last name for Bernie- Traurig means "sad" in German 😪

I rode my horse for 20 minutes today for the first time in forever and my whole body would prefer if I ceased to exist

They were not at my home- and yet, I did end up finding my old Tredsteps from high school and I re-fit into them so you win some/you lose some 🥳

Here's hoping I just forgot I brought my tall boots home bc if not then someone took them out of my tack trunk and just never bothered to return them 🤗

Wait wait wait- has anyone done the play on words for Whiskey by using "Whiz Key" as a show name?

Hybrid position is in fact strictly hybrid but they did want to keep in touch soon maybe 🤞 still holding out hope for the double my previous salary state position

It's not fascism, it's sparkling patriotism, because this isn't Nazi Germany, it's America silly 🤗

One of my barn friends told me about the time she was catch riding at a show and she took the horse over a jump after warming up and he just died mid jump from a heart attack and I haven't been the same since

Two new fears unlocked:

1) The horse I'm riding having a heart attack while I'm on them

2) Someone purposely poisoning my horse while feeding

For reference the position is an accessibility one 🫣

How inappropriate would it be to respond to an email about only wanting to interview me if I'd be willing to move out of state (bc the position was hybrid and I missed that) by saying that's not feasible but here's all the ways your job application form is inaccessible at a glance 🤔

Saw one of my old hs teachers at the local tack sale today and got to show her a picture of my boy 😌 She said she liked how he wasn't a lanky thoroughbred 😂💗

Ngl if you plan on riding my ass I will slow down to just right below the speed limit and honestly I hope it ruins your day 🤗

Told my husband I left him for a streamer we both like in my dream last night and he just went "understandable" 😂

Like yeah I've done accessibility work at the state and federal level what about it?

I just know the recruiter who saw my resume online for the position that went live that day lost his mind bc I'm within 15 minutes of the location and have a near 100% match for it 🤭

Well at least my university sent it quickly 🫡 and the person who requested it thanked me for sending it so quickly

Not me having been an accessibility analyst for 5+ years and being told I have to send my college transcripts to a position as if that proves my competence on anything 🤗

Not a western dressage class mind you- just classic dressage

Fully had a stress dream where someone else tacked up my horse at a show in all western gear for a dressage class

Like yeah they were killed but if they hadn't been involved in the first place of their own volition they wouldn't have been 🤷‍♀️

"This Duke was murdered"

My brother in christ- that Duke was a battle casualty along with all the other people they dragged into their conflict

Calling it murder when the person in question both instigated and participated in a battle during a war is WILD

It’s a waste of time convincing oppressers that they’re in the wrong

Being an adult and having friends over is all fun and games until you want them to leave so you can finally take your bra off

If you want a non-closet related story then you fundamentally have to change the setting of the story 🤷‍♀️ not saying it's not possible- but not when using the chosen source material

Would it be nice to have a lovely story where the closet isn't an issue? Yes

Would that be true to the current day sport? No

"In 2020"- I get where you're coming from but if anything, the NHL has regressed since 2020 in terms of being part of the lgbtq+ community

Because there's only ever been one out hockey player under an NHL contract and he's on the AHL team

The sport is deeply homophoboc even when it flirts with homoeroticism, as seen in recent years of the NHL teams walking back pride month and letting players opt out of wearing pride jerseys

Being an adult is great- you can *checks notes* accidentally wash and dry your check book 😭