Jean 🫡

(I've taken all my long sleeve pajama shirts I never sleep in anymore and turned them into winter barn shirts so I don't have to buy any)

Had to bring out the pajama shirt for my ride today bc it was so cold 😪

What my husband does not take into account as I continue to amass more and more Lemiuex saddle pads is how I'm able to offer a wide and fun variety of colors to people taking school horses to local shows 😌

I-

I feel like if you go out of your way to say that, then it's probably not true

Kind of like the "protest too much" point

Sounds like someone has some unresolved issues they need to work through 😬

a man in a bowling alley says " yeah well that 's just like your opinion man . " Alt: Gif of a man saying "yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."

Learned that people are crashing out about the new Taylor album like Okay 🤷‍♀️

Trad wives wish they had half the talent of my husband tbh

WHAT

My trainer has had to kick people out bc of drama and has never done anything like that 😭 she just reaches out to the new barn people if she has worries about the horse and/or the horse & rider pairing so that she doesn't get any blowback

Sometimes I think about the group of professors I served at a private coffee hour at the local banquet hall that spent the whole time shit talking their students...

While being served by students 😭

Ah yes, how could I forget- there have never been any gay veterans and as such we should get rid of that "DEI" shit mentioning pride month

Ttpd is the Oppenheimer to tloasg's Barbie

They're the same picture

Favorite party trick is pulling out my husband and the food he cooks

LBJ, the southerner who fought for Civil Rights, understood the dynamics of race/culture better than any POTUS ever has. And what he observed decades ago still has relevance.

You can take away people’s health care and worsen their quality of life as long as they believe you’re “stopping the woke.”

Biggest flex is having another fanfic author of the same pairing that I write incorporate one of my reoccurring OFC's into their works

When you decide to test to see how dishwasher unsafe something is and it comes out completely wonky

I simply don't understand the people that claim cats aren't as loving as dogs

I like how autocorrect made my first post say dawned lmao

How I feel about skinny jeans lmao I turned down bootcut and some sales lady said they were coming back in style and I was just like "I genuinely do not care" I like what I like fashion trends be damned 🤷‍♀️

Poor child needs hind shoes rn with the dry weather 😪 I feel so bad for him since I know it can't be fun to feel that sore while going around

If you claim to be “pro life” but turn your back when an ICE agent laughs at handcuffed, crying, traumatized children and says “fuck them kids,” you’re actually just a monster.

He made a full spreadsheet while we were looking at houses so he could figure out how much we could offer based on taxes and he got asked if he was a CPA by our realtor

Honestly the hottest thing about my husband is how financially literate he is

I fully embrace being the person who takes over showing the ropes to the new people at the barn

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨

Never argue with a therapist, I don't mean /your/ therapist, I mean one in general

They pull out manipulation tactics you've never seen before 😭

Absolutely insane to be accused of not "being willing to listen to the other side" when that's what turned me more liberal 😭 but now it's bc I am liberal that's the issue 💀 very much a "wait, no, not like that" response 🤭

Really grateful for the people at my barn. Got to talk my feelings out with a third party today who has some tangential experience with what I'm going through and that was extremely helpful 💗

"Oh you're not responding so that means you're shutting me out because you can't think of a comeback"

No 💗 I wrote a response out but it was particularly mean so I chose to be the bigger person and give my emotions some time to settle