Boss fights in games fading to black before restarting sucks, I gotta see my stupid face dejected from my 90th attempt just looking at me disappointed. I wanna be flashbanged and have to blink 5 times instead!

Force of good

learn your history, besties

Damn my nephew made some excellent political insights at dinner tonight, he hit us all with a "goo goo gaga" and we were all just kinda shocked.

Bouncin on her Thang in a manner not dissimilar to mario performing a BLJ

Damn it's like raining like omg there is fucking water falling from the sky like wtf?! There is an ocean on the sky or something

I wish I could like, just you know like

Call my shit Shai Hulud cause she gonna ride the worm

Ahh gotta love the internal panic of having so much to do before monday despite knowing I've had to do it all week.

age affirming mom-enforced bedtime

Drunk pissing is an unmatched feeling

Omg you are so funny, you should do stand-up

Ok

@thallium.tgirl.gay call me the 2008 United States presidential election the way there’s no more bush

A lifetime of owning family dogs has prepared for the puppy girls

Nothing beats laying back I'm bed after sex like a 1700s aristocrat

If you could synthesize the weird fugue state induced by being sick I bet you could sell that shit for bank. Sometimes it just hits.

Gm! 🖤

There’s no room to compromise on trans rights when the opposition is seeing to eliminate us in every way shape and form.

We can never be agreeable enough for them.

That model minority shit done work and we been knew that.

Sometimes I wish I was a robot, just so I could like turn my brain off for a few hours or reboot to fix stuff.

I hate having everything done in a group project. Now I'm just anxious if everyone else is gonna get their shit done.

Hmmm yes I think I will engage in a little substance abuse and eating poorly

bunlith in a black void smashing a mirror with a baseball bat

FUCK DYSPHORIA

Nothing beats a low grade anxiety attack, a cup of hot tea and doing HW that makes you wanna die, I feel so alive rn