Evan

About to get Yeztugo shots and I have never been this anxious about a medical procedure

like how do you work in that level of media relations and not know that if Chotiner calls you should just get yourself a new identity and move to the Andes

One of the best in the genre tbh

went to the Robyn party, ran into the twink I made out with at the previous Robyn party but he was in full clown makeup so I didn’t recognize him oops

its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites

I mean I would have just posted it with my usual react:

Yes yes yes

Three solid weeks of practice and finally not feeling like total shit in the pool

Supermarket playing the Call Me By Your Name soundtrack (having a normal one)

so what's in the news today

Ugh my instagram crush posted a very hot gym pic when will he leave LA and somehow meet and fall in love with me finally

Even a 4 day work week feels impossibly long right now ugh

20 minutes on the A train from 59 to 125 on a Friday night

who needs hell when we have the MTA

I’m reasonably sure I know who you mean and yes!

Today we saw a fascist Gesamtkunstwerk, but done the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Horst Wessel who

No they don’t know how to live

I just can’t believe that Trump keeps doing all the stuff that he said he would do.

seriously we’re like two weeks away from him just banning the DNC and they can barely make a peep

True on both counts!

Oh this new Duolingo energy bar *sucks*

In happier news, awake from my colonoscopy. Hooray being 45

If we made half this effort to commemorate the children who are butchered by gunfire at their schools every year we might masquerade as a decent people

Mindful that thanks to our ubiquitous cameras and these horrible apps, I’ve seen a woman stabbed to death and a man shot in the neck in vivid detail now. I think I’ve got to turn all these things off.

We rule that the mass executions may proceed while the larger Constitutional case works its way through the court system.

by John Roberts, joined by Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh (2026)

dafuq with those Pro colors

anyway our second civil war has been in progress for some time and as with the first one the union is currently losing

Still buzzing from how great Masquerade was but woke up to the realization that the show’s fandom will combine all the worst things about immersive fans with all the worst things about Broadway fans