Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles

If this or Blues Brothers were on tv that night we watched em, simple as that

This stretchy lummox

oh shit they said these are "bespoke" podcasts too so that's gonna tickle the Portland part of y'all's brains. Everyone else would just say custom but you throw a "bespoke" in there and people drop their NPR totes and come a runnin

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Kratos gonna try and sell me on SquareSpace and BlueChew

tbf it is the song that brought REM to the big dance. The big, help my elbows are locked this way and I have to flap and flail like this, dance

introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you

would I still use an art alias if I was named "Chevy King" like my dad wanted? Probably

Because of Princess Di did you get it James

This is what we in the biz call a “courtesy wellness check”

How do we know this wasn’t actually Mel Tormé

Instead of Ganon or whoever, you save the princess from paparazzi

I don’t know but iirc it was after Skwirrel Girl

He wrote a book about how he resented the lifestyle and if they could read they’d realize that instead of celebrating him.

Don’t get me wrong I would throw every one in every trailer park I ever lived in under the bus too, f that shit lemme park not on sand or gravel

Trying to figure out if “Man-Stalker” is his job title, or alias, and if so, why is he exclaiming his last name, and why is the blurb referring to him only by his last name, is the costume needed if he’s not protecting an identity, *takes a nap from thinking too much*

The Kreeper, Hawk and kDove, the Kwestion

Publisher's Weekly said it's "Stephen King meets Sesame Street," but I can't just leave this promotional angle on the table. Buy my book I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200. It's like JoJo with kids.

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He’s from Middletown so odds are pretty good Kid Rock was his “having nice guests over” dinner party music

Michael’s is still very much open despite many digital options existing. Hell, I’ll stop and watch someone making vases from scratch or glass blowing on IG any day.

I think if anything it’s just admitting they and their art can be left behind while the real ones keep doing their thing

The weird thing about people who cave and become slop merchants is they throw around the “don’t be left behind!” Argument. And I understand if you’re talking art in a professional capacity that could cause probs, but, like, photoshop didn’t eliminate oil painting. Methods are eternal

GrinderMatch Malone

most macros are the same too. there's a few things I've had to learn what they call it in CSP but otherwise I forget I still have CS5 installed. No, I'm never upgrading :D

i just bought a 3 pack of Champion brand headbands at Target, anybody else doing this? #promoted

I think if i wanted to build my brand, after every time I engage with anything I should go on social media and ask "hey, what do you guys think?". I don't really care and will do nothing with the information, but you'll think you're being heard on crossainwiches or PBR so that's good i think

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if you know you know

Do they make art or can they do a kickflip? If no then I don’t need to think about them

Even though basically everyone begged for not to @youknowlydia.bsky.social chose to use her free will to review all 33 tracks on The Minions Essentials Spotify playlist. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/upse...

The Three Dog Night guy died and all I can think of is an interview where he claimed he did so much coke that half his nose literally fell off his face. Legend.

Well, all *I* know is that I don’t know nothing

I bet you feel more stupider!