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@melissachonch.bsky.social

I’m on the internet a lot.

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Latest posts by melissachonch.bsky.social on Bluesky

There’s no shame in the sweat rag.

18.06.2025 17:06 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It would be funny if it weren’t true.

14.04.2025 19:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

11.04.2025 15:27 — 👍 34656    🔁 5327    💬 184    📌 201

i dunno man trump officials arent even on the same page as to whether or not setting the global economy on fire is intentional or not, what are we even doing here

06.04.2025 18:31 — 👍 375    🔁 45    💬 12    📌 4

So nothing means anything anymore? Cool.

21.03.2025 00:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We ride at dawn

21.03.2025 00:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“We’re not birds! We’re a jug-band!” Your shirt is 🤌🏼

13.03.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And if can afford a home in Peekskill and a small place in the city: investigate this man immediately.

07.03.2025 17:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Ya’ll got anymore of them +1 Hand vouchers?”

07.03.2025 17:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ps- kiss my whole entire ass.

06.03.2025 20:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Imagine that bloated, Indiana Jones leather jacket face-having, swallowed glass-sounding smooth talker made his way over to you…

06.03.2025 17:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are all these people just edge lords who never got punched in the face for their shitty opinions?

06.03.2025 17:14 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The delivery fees are twice the usage. 😖

06.03.2025 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s old and sick! You can’t possibly expect him doing even 10% of the job he was elected for.

06.03.2025 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alt alt reply: 🤷🏻‍♀️

06.03.2025 16:53 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s almost the weekend so I’m sure most of the Dems will show up for work today… 😬

06.03.2025 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same.

06.03.2025 14:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They have lil signs! And some are wearing pink. What more do you want?

05.03.2025 02:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Al Green is the only Dem who felt like saying something? Ok.

05.03.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

26.02.2025 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BREAKING: VP Walz addresses EU with grape jelly on his tie.

Grape jelly then gets banned bc woke.

17.02.2025 23:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s gonna be bad.

17.02.2025 22:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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17.02.2025 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are living in the stupidest time. Ever.

14.02.2025 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve finally found a sport I’m good at.

14.02.2025 13:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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08.02.2025 15:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Because they’re probably early investors in the idea.

29.01.2025 11:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’ve become what history has taught us but unfortunately a majority of the population of this country are ignorant.

24.01.2025 22:00 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly at this point- the freezing cold allows me to feel something. Even if it is dry, chapped ankles.

24.01.2025 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I still wear no-show socks depending on the outfit. I will wear them in the snow.

24.01.2025 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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