Jess

brb, adding Professional Cheer Squad to my LinkedIn 🎉

Spring is coming: Billie laid a record 3 (!!) eggs this morning. She’s so proud of herself 🥰

little known fact about me: I’m actually royalty

A smiling woman wears a sweatshirt that says “Immigrants are not criminals, but the president is.”

Supporting a black- and female-owned small business AND making not-sees big mad? I’m in 🩵 check out Mahogany Mommies on IG 🙌🏻

I hope Mr. Butterscotch is feeling better after the Bug Juice Incident 🐸

Only for Daisy Ridley would I go into Times Square during rush hour

Thank you! 🥰

Been feeling extra emotionally unstable lately so y’all know what that means

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

The horrors persist but…

I can’t right now. I simply can’t. I need some time to cry and dissociate.

YES! Perfect descriptor; cookie cutter. Pedro looks delectable but that wig on Joseph Quinn makes me so tired. Thunderbolts at least has some sass (even if it is the standard Marvel/Disney corporate-approved sass). Thank god for fanfic about these characters! 😆

100%! I love that shade, it’s so rich and warm and sparks such creativity.

I noticed that as the day went on, you’re so right! The darker one kind of muddled into gray after the sun went down and the lamp came on. This is the part of color selection that I can drive myself crazy on 🤣

It sits in pride of place right above our threesome selfie on my office bookshelf (below the photo and card you sent, too)! Your print is in its frame there too, waiting for hanging as I’m painting soon and will be moving the hanging art around endlessly.

Realizing that I haven’t shared some of my favorite moments here on this app. Seeing as how I want to make it my new safe space, here’s Adam Driver’s selfie of the two of us back in December (yes he did take it, and yes he did get his thumb in the shot when you watch the Live Photo)

Have a little Sam as a timeline cleanse 🖤

Congratulations!! 👏🏻

I still can’t believe the Nazi salute wasn’t a revolutionary turning point. If we’re the frogs, the water is BOILING. They just keep moving the goal posts one inch at a time so that when they build the first gas chamber we’ll be like “well, they could be going into it willingly 🤷”

Billionaires Should Not Exist Yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.

When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.

Read our op-ed here ⤵️

You, probably, when I tell you you’ll freeze in your no show socks:

Working from a coffee shop today while they work on our car, I hope people read the shirt

I’m here to tell you that ankle socks have duped us all. Switched to full crew socks for my day to day dressing and suddenly I’m no longer always chilly. Sure you lose heat from your head but no one talks about the ankles.

It just occurred to me that we take for granted how unhinged our adolescence was. We came of age when a song that combined heavy metal, bagpipes, and NURSERY RHYMES not only made it into the top 40 but was nominated for a Grammy. Just wild.

An illustration of a tiger protecting cubs colored in Trans and nonbinary flag colors. Says: "protect trans & nonbinary kids!"

We're going to make it through this 🩷💙
Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.

That makes me so happy, I hope this one makes it through!

Say a prayer! lol I genuinely forgot about her when I went on a work trip last week and it’s been in the single digits at night here. She lived in the sunroom and was doing fine before I left, I hope I caught her before too much damage was done! She feels like cooked spaghetti 🤣

Get that marathon! I contemplated that and will likely enter the NYC lotto (for traditions sake lol) but don’t think it’ll happen.

And I’m having a purple moment so here are my top picks for my office. Need to get samples this weekend and see how they look in real life 💜

I hate when the things everyone says work actually work 🤣

you don't need a phd in right wing extremism to recognize a nazi salute. what the fuck are we doing here.

Omg get better soon, Louise! Did you know turtles can get pneumonia too? Billie here had it when we first took her in in 2020 and she needed antibiotic shots every 5 days but she made a full recovery 💚