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@smartchae.bsky.social

Spreadsheets are my love language and I think white supremacy is stupid. West coast girl living in New England. Recovering teacher. My dog is the best dog. I’ll end up in a Trump camp at some point. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.

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Every #Epstein pal should face justice.
Even #BillClinton.

12.12.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.

I don’t know how else to say it…

12.12.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 18158    πŸ” 6898    πŸ’¬ 643    πŸ“Œ 464

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

12.12.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9084    πŸ” 2515    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 64
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Spc. Sarah Beckstrom laid to rest with full military honors at W.Va. National Cemetery Spc. Sarah Beckstrom was laid to rest with full military honors Tuesday in Grafton.

Yesterday, Spc Sarah Becstrom was laid to rest in West Virginia at a VA National Cemetery.
Surprisingly none of the major major news media mention it. No flags were lower to half staff.
Well the Convicted FElon keeps the news focus on him.
www.wvva.com/2025/12/10/s...

11.12.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 16549    πŸ” 5378    πŸ’¬ 1132    πŸ“Œ 417

Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont unveils plan to help low-income residents expecting health premiums to increase.

β€œI can pretty well assure you that there’ll be very little change in what you have to pay out of pocket,” Lamont said.

12.12.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are looking at a pie with a netflix logo in the corner Alt: Clip from β€œThe Diplomat” where the ambassador’s husband takes a bite out of a GIANT cheese tart not meant for him (or for one person!)
11.12.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans in Congress just voted to pass the Protect America’s Workforce Act to restore federal workers’ union rights – the first time the House has voted to overturn a Trump executive order in this term. https://bit.ly/4oNyBQc

11.12.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2988    πŸ” 899    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 126

Huh. It’s weird that he has bruises on his hand from handshaking when his ear healed so miraculously.

11.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
A screenshot of an Embraer 145 from ICE flight contractor Key Lime Air/Denver Air Connection on a tarmac with with guards and detainees . In the lower right hand corner is a contraption with a bunch of nylon straps and metal fasteners.

A screenshot of an Embraer 145 from ICE flight contractor Key Lime Air/Denver Air Connection on a tarmac with with guards and detainees . In the lower right hand corner is a contraption with a bunch of nylon straps and metal fasteners.

A closeup of the contraption

A closeup of the contraption

I’ve heard from immigration attorneys that clients say ICE guards lay out the WRAP device (essentially a full-body straitjacket) on the tarmac as a threat β€” β€œdo what we say or you’re getting the WRAP on the whole flight.”

And here’s proof, from Seattle livestream today via @lalabote.bsky.social.

11.12.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3602    πŸ” 2054    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 133
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Q: Why does Trump keep saying the farm bailout will be paid for by tariffs when Sec. Rollins says that's not the case?

LEAVITT: *never answers question*

11.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 985    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 7
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It’s all hands on deck today for the MAGA mob threats and intimidation.

11.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1851    πŸ” 497    πŸ’¬ 252    πŸ“Œ 64

They actually sold for $25K!

11.12.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?

11.12.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 23171    πŸ” 7059    πŸ’¬ 3221    πŸ“Œ 2332

One month later and they’re even bigger. πŸ˜”

Someone needs to tell this sad lady that lip fillers are not a healthy way to cope with stress.

11.12.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I vote we impeach Jeffries.

11.12.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WOW. So this is obviously a huge violation of this man's rights, and it illustrates a few things we're seeing broadly:

- DHS officers are ignoring peoples' IDs and instead requiring screening through their own systems
- Confirms @404media.co's reports of use of DHS's facial recognition app.

11.12.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4018    πŸ” 1963    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 56
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

10.12.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 28873    πŸ” 7743    πŸ’¬ 524    πŸ“Œ 462

πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈFor people outside the US to know how silly this is...

Everyone in the US, and I mean everyone, knows that a disproportionate number of US homes *are built by* undocumented workers from Mexico and El Salvador.🀑

This isn't "unskilled labor." These are skilled trades men and women. They are FAST.

10.12.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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How a Manosphere Star Accused of Rape and Trafficking Was Freed

If you're wondering who runs the administration, it's Barron Trump, apparently. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/u...

10.12.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.

10.12.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 33641    πŸ” 10688    πŸ’¬ 529    πŸ“Œ 318

A poor man's idea of a rich man, a dumb man's idea of a smart man, a failed man's idea of a successful man, a dull man's idea of a classy man, a cowardly man's idea of a brave man, etc.

10.12.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IF the DoD Caribbean operations were legit, THIS is what we’d see after each β€˜smuggler takedown.’

10.12.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe someone paid $25K for that. πŸ˜‚

10.12.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat . Alt: That little girl who sings in all the GIFs but with an adult man face filter on. This GIF symbolizes the badassery I feel when I use Helvetica Neue for headings and Garamond for body text like Recalcitrant Ryan does.
10.12.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Accurate. Maybe he really IS a thumb and it’s a wig??

10.12.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything’s computer.

10.12.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Flightradar24 map showing an Avelo plane with its n-number hidden on Nov. 20, 2025 at Mesa airport. The flight trajectory line shows it going in a circle back to the gate.

A Flightradar24 map showing an Avelo plane with its n-number hidden on Nov. 20, 2025 at Mesa airport. The flight trajectory line shows it going in a circle back to the gate.

Guess why this Avelo ICE plane had to return to the gate, according to a source at Avelo.

Ready?

Because a smoke alarm went off as they were taxiing to the runway, and it was an ICE flight guard smoking in the lav.

10.12.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7
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Inside the Pentagon’s Scramble to Deal With Boat Strike Survivors

NEW: Pentagon lawyers asked State Dept. if US could send survivors of Trump's boat strikes to a notorious prison in El Salvador. Then Pentagon pushed to have survivors sent anywhere but the US β€” to prevent any US court cases. Gift link to our @nytimes.com story: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...

10.12.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1557    πŸ” 725    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 115

Just read their feed. MAGA weirdo.

10.12.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lolsob

10.12.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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