I can only get 3/7 and I MUST know the ending!!!

I can only hear In Winslow, Arizona

Son: Are we better off now?

Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.

Son: What's that?

Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.

Notice how they’re not even feigning trickle down bullshit this time around?

Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.

That part. #misogyny

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

"Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. "If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not 'inalienable' and they're not 'rights.' "We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. "And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with."

I've been screaming this for years.

Now more than ever

A comparison chart contrasting Dwayne Camacho and Donald Trump.  The chart is divided into two columns, one for each person.  Each row has a statement about the person, with a green checkmark for the statement allegedly attributed to Camacho and a red 'x' for the statement allegedly attributed to Trump.  **Dwayne Camacho** is associated with: * Hires smartest man in the world * Former porn star * Armored vehicle with giant dildo on the front **Donald Trump** is associated with: * Hires stupidest man in the world * Payed off porn star * Armored vehicle with giant dildo on the inside The chart is accompanied by images of Camacho and Trump. These images appear to be from publicity photos or media footage. The chart format and the content suggest a satirical or humorous comparison, likely intended as a political commentary.

Who did it better?

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

I would prefer a quiet coup in which everyone bows down to their librarian overlords and all gladly learn how to be information literate.

A tree - possibly an ent - with legs, arms and an unusually large bellybutton.

Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic..." Hilarious 😬

Bahahaha! White Beluga...that's perfect!

Now I understand how Pride Rock became a barren wasteland so fast when Scar took over

I can only assume that everyone in the Trump administration and the voters supporting him must have watched every movie and heard every story and said to themselves “that villain seems cool”
How does one miss the point of the last 2000 years?

Christian nationalists are swooning over JD Vance's remarks on Fox News They may have heard a very powerful dog whistle.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.

Thank you for this.
Love, every English major ever

I don’t fucking think so.

Photo of FBI hq

Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era