Betsy Wetsy

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could smoke weed

an illustration of a woman with long straight hair holding her hands up to her face and screaming in terror, she is layered over a pale moon and wintery skeletal trees

dead of winter

I’d like to be, under the sea 🐙

2025 was proof time travel does not exist.

Holding space until I can afford an attorney to keep me out of jail

YouTube video by Warner Records Vault Belly - Feed The Tree (Video)

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Mama moose and baby moose in the snow in a cute rustic frame with tree bark that I love as much as the thoughtful gesture. I got him a card board heart box of assorted chocolate so he wins this round.

For Valentine’s Day he printed and framed one of my moose pictures. He’s a keeper.

making my dick hole do the Pee Wee Herman laugh

Sandy waves, a turquoise horizon and a soft blue sky.

Summer memory

muting rfk until my cocaine gets here

time ravages on

My Chinese zodiac is a pony, & it’s boutta be the Lunar New Year of the fire pony, which makes sense cause I’ve been feelin like buckin’ & rearin’

Mork with Mindy. Mindy has a bull's head dripping snot from its nose.

Mork & Minotaur

decisions have been made🥜💙

Recoiling in horror implies that first coil wasn’t enjoyed at all.

When I was little, my father always used to say, “Good night, sleep tight!” which I now blame for my not being able to relax as an adult.

My defensive driving teacher who got the whole class to confess their vehicular crimes before revealing he was a cop would have loved social media.

Ontario winter roadside ICM. A blur of a small rural home and snowy field. There is a tree line silhouette and sunset in the background.

For Lent, I like to go around and pick up all the bad habits people dropped.

If penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH AND NOSE AND WHY WONT IT STOP COMING OUT DEAR GOD WHY WONT IT STOP

A sunrise over Diamond Head, HI. One half of the sky is let in deep oranges and yellows over the ocean. Choppy clouds crown the light show bathed in pinks, purples, and oranges.

Burn. ☀️

I noticed a lot of you being up with a lotta stuff last night.

You should have been down with the sickness

of sleeping.

chin up, your butt looks good and men fear you.

I mailed you a toque made of my belly button lint. Please respond.

My sanity belongs to a world I am no longer acquainted with.

This day in history. 1972. On the Mike Douglas Show John Lennon and Chuck Berry performed the song Memphis Tennessee while in the background Yoko Ono did impressions of screaming goats.

well well well (of ALL the ball pits in ALL the world, you just HAD to roll in this one)

(KUNG FU SCREAM)

Should be illegal to sell a frozen pizza without one of those cardboard discs to cut it on.

do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.