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Amanda Schultz

@notamandaschultz.bsky.social

Recovering perfectionist. Certified silly goose. Really just a fan account for my dog, Stevie Licks.

31 Followers  |  53 Following  |  84 Posts  |  Joined: 14.03.2025  |  1.9715

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Area Man, riddled with sports trauma, lands hot wife and even hotter baseball team!

16.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finally: the ALCS where the city of Vancouver fights each other

11.10.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Did it in the most Mariners way possible, really.

11.10.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a camera on the crew that does the whole Dexter set up.

11.10.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A haunted house but it’s just this baseball game.

11.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This baseball game has surely taken years off of my life.

11.10.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was brave enough to go on a White Stripes podcast and say β€œI don’t really like their gimmick”

This pod is really fun and if you’re a Stripes fan you should be listening regardless of me being a generational hater

07.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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My reaction when Taylor told Jimmy Fallon that my INSANE take that β€œFather Figure” might be about Succession is actually (mostly) accurate.

I’m never going to shut up about this.

08.10.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Little Acorns ft. John Cullen

Take all your problems and rip 'em apart.

@johncullen.bsky.social joins the show to discuss 'Little Acorns.'

They chat about the song's serendipitous origins, then John and Ryan begin a spirited conversation about the band's approach to music.

Listen on Spotify:
open.spotify.com/episode/0IAY...

07.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The TSN turning point of The Life of a Showgirl is verse 2 of Eldest Daughter.

06.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Further evidence.

03.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok but are we like SURE sure that Taylor Swift isn’t writing Succession fanfiction?? Father Figure is giving

03.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a haunted house but it’s just the day’s news headlines

02.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha I don’t take it personally! Much like I didn’t get wrestling because it’s not doing anything that resonates with me, CRJ and TS are not saying anything that resonates with you. If art isn’t pissing someone off, it’s not going to really pop for anyone either.

02.07.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In a hilarious twist of fate, look what Apple Music made me today 🀣🀣🀣

02.07.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I let someone with such satanic beliefs officiate my wedding!

02.07.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Married this hottie a year ago. Pretty great choice.

23.06.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Havent you heard? It’s all Millennials fault for buying less diamonds and too much avocado toast.

18.06.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Icky Thump ft. Alan Cross The Hardest Podcast to Podcast Β· Episode

The Ongoing History of New Music's @alancross.bsky.social joins us to discuss "Icky Thump" - the first single off what would become The White Stripes' final album.

Listen on Spotify:
open.spotify.com/episode/6ZBo...

17.06.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dogs against DOGE!

#nokings #notyrants

14.06.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Coupla Bitches Against Fascism πŸ’ͺπŸ•β€πŸ¦ΊβœŒοΈπŸΎ

14.06.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This dog knows what’s up.

#nokings #notyrants #powertothepeople #dogsagainstDOGE

14.06.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Draw me like one of your French girls.

11.06.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Free business advice: Being a Project Manager is just telling people β€œCheap? Fast? Great? Pick 2” over and over again until you die.

06.06.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Splurged on a fancy gradual tanning lotion with β€œskin illuminating properties”. All good, in theory, but until the tan gradually kicks in it’s giving Vampire.

05.06.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My softball team is all about the Two Out Rally (for the other team).

29.05.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever had a bad eyelash day?

27.05.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brood.

Noun: family of young animals

Adjective: kept to be used for breeding

Verb: think deeply about something that makes one unhappy

27.05.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The CBC was created by Conservatives in 1932 to protect Canadian culture from U.S. influence. Now that same party wants to tear it down. Let’s defend what they builtβ€”and what still serves us all.

#SaveTheCBC
axorc.substack.com/p/the-cbc-wa...

25.05.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

OH! And I snuck @hardestpodtopod.bsky.social business cards into their back pockets without them noticing.

23.05.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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