Tim

Happy Birthday beautiful Ronnie

Have an absolutely awesome time. 😍

When are you going?? 👀

I was catching up on Corrie at that time 😂

Early alarm this morning, but been productive: finally did the ironing. 😂

Fridayyyyyy. 😍😴

Get it. You won’t be disappointed. 😍

This is really exciting news. 😍

I think I'm a bit addicted to playing Two Point Hospital 😂
I've played it so much since I downloaded it last week! Loving the Theme Hospital nostalgia. 😍

God I can’t wait for the holiday.

This weather is divine! ☀️😍

I got a free month's trial, so thought I may as well haha.

Seriously contemplating YouTube premium just to remove the ads. 🤣

Yeah. I did a load of digging etc and it’s all the correct account 😭 very strange.

It’s the Christmas card I always look forward to. 🥰

I don’t understand, my YouTube account says my channel was created today and it’s empty - the handful of videos I uploaded a few years ago no longer exist. It doesn’t make any difference in the grand scheme of things, just odd. 🤔 The only thing I’ve done differently is sign in to the TV today. 🤣

Sunday. 🥰

BEATstrumentals on Apple Music Playlist · 300 Songs

I highly recommend this playlist for some easy listening! 🎶✨

I'm proud of myself. I didn't even beep the horn or get any road rage haha.

After all that, had to pop to the Tesco Express to drop off a Vinted parcel, and was served by a lovely Twink. 😍🥰

So, you could say there was a happy ending! 🤣

Genuinely. What is up with people today? 🤷🏼‍♂️

I was also wearing the brightest f*cking fleece ever, like you can’t miss me. 🤣

In short:

1) nearly got wiped out at the roundabout in the Sainsbury’s car park, as per the norm.

2) old man drove round the car park the wrong way, then reversed in to another car.

3) shoppers were oblivious ... to other shoppers.

4) Home Bargains car park was chaos.

Town was full of d*ckheads today! 🤣

Croissants for brekkie, housework done, now time to shower and then coffee, grocery shopping, and catching up on life and work. 😂 How’s your Saturday?

😂😂😂

La vida y el trabajo están muy ocupados en este momento. 😴

Lisa pouring out some whisky from a flask on The Traitors

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH #TheTraitors

So ready for the weekend! 😴

Ok so… There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway. After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…

A little comic about desire paths.

I look forward to you texting the goods instead 😇