CraigofLeeds

On a work call, 'Value Proposition' and 'Call to Action' have both just been used. I'm about to hang up.

Back to standing outside on Friday evenings watching kids football training. Don’t mind today as it’s a lovely evening but it’ll only be a few weeks before it’s pissing down and cold.

I'm in London, the tube was 3 million degrees. I sobbed as I looked at forecast from home at a lovely 19.

It was 25 degrees yesterday. 🤷‍♂️

Bring the weather, it’s gone cloudy here.

Do it now. At 54 I’m now waiting for the injections (not Botox but for the aging joints!)

47 *coughs*

Which idiot organised a meeting in London the day before Easter. Livid.

Having a terrible* Tuesday lunch.

*amazing

I bought one two weeks ago. Be prepared for many trips to the tip.

On holiday in Spain and we can never say we have fussy eaters for children. They’ve had octopus croquettes, razor clams and were sitting peeling prawns.

I assume they’d be more gutted by school not being closed?

Oh go on, I’m full of witty one liners.

Does Huddersfield still have a team nowadays?

This mornings view.

Heading down to London, it’s currently 15 degrees and sunny in the north. Don’t ruin it, London.

I like it.

I could look at this all day!

She had a jawline too.

Whose manifesto is this? Or are you just coming up with something sensible?

Badly spent ‘in his opinion’. That’s key to all of this.

That’s brave!

It’s been a very long week. Suddenly realised how the internet has transformed lives.

Public invited to suggest names for next Archbishop of Canterbury The chosen candidate will be the 106th person to take on the most senior role in the Church of England.

Surely, this has to be Archie McBishopface. Oh, they want actual names! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Day 4 and the internet was back on when I woke up. I almost ran into the kids rooms like it was Christmas morning!

Day 3 of no internet and if it's still off when the kids get home in an hour there's likely to be a mutiny. To be honest, I'm pissed off with it now too.

Day 2 without broadband and the children are now bouncing off the walls. The suggestion to read a book went down quite poorly.

Been without broadband all day as someone has damaged the cable into the village. Kids are about to get home and I'm preparing for a meltdown. Forecast for repair is tomorrow at 7pm, wish me luck!

Lovely goal.

Full fibre broadband install is underway. Cable run through the front garden, hole drilled in the wall, router installed and powered up. We have 4 green lights but 1 red light....