Joshing Machine

Tumblr post by caffeinatedopossum "I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

funny seal plays Beyond the Time sax solo

For those that are unaware, SNAP, EBT, and food stamps are basically the same thing and aren't the only assistance programs in danger. WIC assistance is also in jeopardy.

You gotta mock these guys. It's like kryptonite to them. They can't stand being called out as the goobers they are.

Oh my god... I'm reading yesterday's Uncanny X-Men and the scene with the girl asking Hotoru to the dance was so fucking adorable that I screamed and kicked my feet lol

Astronomers Fight Ads in Space Astronomers are racing to protect the dark skies as private companies seek to place large advertisements in Earth orbit

Ad companies actually want to take away the night sky.

I'm going to build the LEGO set my friend got me for my birthday.

Gladys Cooper and a young Robert Redford in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark"

if you haven't seen Robert Redford's episode of The Twilight Zone, "Nothing in the Dark" (S3E16), treat yourself today. it's the absolute best of the series—suspenseful, haunting, beautiful, all anchored by two flawless performances in a cramped little room.

Sometimes you just have to say "fuck it" and take a three hour depression nap.

Ganondorf from The Legend Of Zelda: Tears of The Kingdom with a massive smile on his face

Me when I get home and can play totk:

Beloved WYMT weather forecaster Brandon Robinson laid to rest after years-long battle with brain cancer Television viewers in Appalachia said a final goodbye to a beloved local celebrity and friend. WYMT chief weather forecaster Brandon Robinson was laid to rest Wednesday after a courageous battle with ...

Television viewers in Appalachia said a final goodbye to a beloved local celebrity and friend.

South Park

There is only one thing more cringe than “God Bless our First Lady. She, of course, is wiser than all of us” and it is “I am the U.S. Energy Secretary and I talk to ChatGPT about how to cure cancer.”

4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.

Wavefunction Collapse

xkcd.com/3134/

Volgin and the Boss on suspended bridge Volgin: “Are we taking him with us?” Boss: “No. This one is still a child.” Smash cut to snake in full crocodile outfit

excuse you, this is an adult male crocodile onesie! 😤🐊 #mgsdelta

too many people don't know what smarm is.

Aqua Bunny outfit with barelegs figure

www.ebay.com/itm/35748772...

Tharja statue/figure

www.ebay.com/itm/35748770...

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Brother what

Why are Americans less and less patriotic? Why do more and more people seem to hate America?

Probably because America's leaders openly and plainly hate them.

"Palestinianism," as if it's any ideology and not an ethonational identity. The ignorance of the average American policy maker is appalling.

Today, on the anniversary of Ronald Reagan's death, Elon Musk has decided to not only imply that Donald Trump is a pedophile, but also imply that he knew that and still worked with him.

The Democratic Party fumbled the bag so badly that they lost to THIS.

Me: My annual check up is today, better remember to drink plenty of water so I can give a urine sample.

Also me: Better remember to use the bathroom before I get there!

Damn it.

This sucks. Are you planning to move the podquisition to a different platform?