Alan J

Disclaimer I love Dua Lipa

But I find it so funny that even in a music video called "DANCE THE NIGHT" she barely dances in it

I'm just now realizing they GOT RID OF LES POISSONS talk about a giant fucking fumble

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Oh. No.

I had heard tale of the Scuttlebutt but witnessing it is something else..

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I love the idea of Ursula doing the "Flotsam Jetsam now I've got her boys" part and Ariel being like, sorry, what did you just whisper to those eels?

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I told my partner this movie was too dark and she thought I was being racist

I'm not! it's literally LIT so fucking dark!!

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"They Killed Your Mother" - King Triton

"What" - me

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Why the fuck did they give Eric the most boring song in the world

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I don't understand why they wanted "realistic" Sebastian and Flounder. Fish and Crabs are boring AF to look at. That's why the cartoon look is so much better!

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Okay I'm watching the live action little mermaid

They really fumbled prince Eric, one of the hottest cartoon characters. This dude is bland af, sorry bruh

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Madonna in the "Hung Up" video clearly doesn't know how DDR works

watching old school late 90s music videos
the thing about "Genie in a Bottle" is that in most depictions of genies, there's not a "right way" to rub the lamp, so the premise is inherently flawed

in this essay, I'll

I love those instagram memes that say "NO CHEATING! Post your most recent pet pic!" As if someone would "cheat" if they weren't told not to

A Special Sesame Street Christmas | Advent Calendar House - TV Holiday & Christmas Specials Oscar the Grouch gets gaslit by celebrity spirits in the 2nd best Sesame Street Christmas special from 1978… out of 2. Guests: Alan Johnson, Donnie Storms. Find show notes at https://adventcalen...

8. A Special Sesame Street Christmas, with @boxcar45.bsky.social and @alanej.bsky.social (2021)

It's eerie how quickly you had that ready

Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
First Reform
Shrek the Halls

Laughed way too hard making this

My partner mistook a pile of socks for our cat and you best believe I am never letting her forget it

None of the contestants on a recent Jeopardy episode knew the pop duo that performed the song "A Little Respect"

This is Erasure erasure

Emeril looks like he's smiling through the pain

Regarding love is blind s6: fuck Jimmy, justice for Trevor, AD run away from Clay immediately, and what the fuck does she call that "bean dip"

There's no small talk, only small people

Can't believe they finally revealed who the REAL agent Argylle is and nobody is talking about it

Went to see live music tonight and the headlining band finished their set with a CREED cover and I don't know how to feel about that

How do I find cool ppl to follow on here, help me I'm lost

Hello Mr Blue Sky

Please tell us why

You had to hide away for so long