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Heathcliff smugly walks down the street next to Jimmy, who's wearing sunglasses. Two birds watch them, and one says "Jimmy Cool is growing on me."

26 Jul 2025

A big billboard with a picture of Jimmy the frog wearing sunglasses stands outside the city with the text "Get ready for JIMMY COOL". A couple, also wearing sunglasses, look up at the billboard, and one says "I'm not feeling Jimmy Cool." Heathcliff stands by them in front of the billboard, looking annoyed, next to Jimmy, who's stoically wearing the same cool shades.

22 Jul 2025

this is a crazy way to find out that Lululemon sells a $20 hot dog

Brody and Quint from Jaws stand on the back deck of their boat while Heathcliff happily sits in the water. Brody looks back at Quint and says "You're going to need a bigger boat."

30 Jun 2025

It’s actually totally legal to protest after curfew if you have one guy in a top hat pretending it’s a ghost tour

This book rules!! Highly recommend checking it out if you find yourself with about 70 hours to kill!

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude

Vanilla Ice @vanillaice Happy memorial day happy because we have the freedom to have a backyard cookout, sports, and sharing smiles. Thanks to the soldiers. #HappyMemorialDay Then it’s a ninja turtle

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

This was the funniest thing that's happened in the past few years, right?

If I were JD Vance, I would consider whether God is perhaps sending me some fairly specific messages

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

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Moses led the Children of Israel to the border of Funkytown, but he himself was not allowed to enter, for he had sinned against Yahweh

The Foot Clan provided an essential third space for these kids to hang out and decrompress and be creative, but Bush I and Clinton destroyed it with budget cuts 😔

JESUS: One of you will betray me

JUDAS:

Union reps outside the clerks office

BREAKING NEWS: Referendum supporters deliver 320,000+ signatures to county clerks in an effort to repeal the bill banning public employee unions from collective bargaining. #utpol

Just a reminder, if you were an REI member who purchased more than $10 worth of items in 2024 or joined in 2024, you can vote until midnight May 1st to reject the proposed slate of anti-labor Trump supporters for the REI board vote.escvote.com/REI/

can’t believe they hired the energy vampire from what we do in the shadows

A picture of David Lynch with the caption Fix your hearts or die

Happy Trans Day of Visibility

Thank goodness for the efficency

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

Eat Pant Bart

This is better than any art AI has ever made

a screenshot from the animated film princess mononoke. a man covered in bandages lays on a straw mat, under a straw blanket. the caption says “The world is cursed, but still, you find reasons to keep living.”

thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead

Today in Ogden: #50501 “March Against Tyranny” and a big statement at the top of the Cache Valley bank this morning and has since been removed.