winter

green protagonist, leaving a brick building with a green door, saying (shouting?): *?#%*+! i'm going a red bat is in the sky green text down the left hand side of the screen: you are scared stiff and run from the house. (down the bottom of the screen): press 'c'

vampire killer, screenshot, amstrad cpc (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/73527/v...

similarly I don't think they can accept that they chose not to make a sequel to Skyrim. they just didn't. and the opportunity to carry its momentum forwards is spent, especially if Starfield is indicative of where their thinking is at.

games is the only place in entertainment where anyone assumes there will still be an audience hanging around if you don't have a follow up to something out til 8 or 20 years have passed since the first release. it's not a realistic assumption.

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Amy and Jordan strip by Mark Beyer Panel 1 labels: THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, ANXIETY CLOUDS, A STONE BOAT GOING NOWHERE Dialog: Panel 2: I'D BETTER HURRY, I'LL BE LATE FOR WORK Panel 3: IT'S SO HOT! I'M SWEATING PROFUSELY Panel 4: AHH A SWARM OF FLIES! Panel 5: THEIR BUZZING IS COOLING OFF MY FACE Panel 6: AWW.. ALL THE FLIES ARE DEAD Panel 7: NOW I CAN EAT A TASTY LUNCH RIGHT OFF THE PAVEMENT!

THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS ->

<- STONE BOAT GOING NOWHERE

pussy is cool ... cock is cool ... be peaceful and enjoy life

- winter k

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What's up Aslan you four legged freak we're gonna tie you down and shave your whole mane off. I bet you'll get a boner. Churu eating mother fucker.

it's really all they need

"what if there were adults who never had to take on any of the responsibilities of adulthood and were instead given infinite resources with which to play at being the tyrant rulers of the world." that's what America is.

it is easier to understand how many things are an influence campaign when you accept we have a ruling class who do no work and have endless time and money to set up influence campaigns, sometimes more or less as a hobby.

I am from Hollywood, where the stars come out to shine. This account is where I share their wisdom.

the day bro shows you his clown mask is sacred

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the most coveted object is the golden trophy. the second most is gemstone.

I especially cannot fathom why wizards of the coast do this kind of thing. it takes the least interesting parts of their shit and makes them the loudest. please read something that does not have Batman in it.

convoluted meta story that provides fictional explanation for an IP changing due to business decisions has gotta be the worst human invention

now to have more of that legal cocaine, which is what I call Lipton's

having delicious cardamom for lunch

((winter hears the monkey's shrill, beautiful song for the first time)) perhaps I should change my tune. I was wrong about you, monkey.

"game where little monkeys get up to mischief" rated 2% desirable. do your research first, and I don't mean at the zoo. I mean at the museum or library for humans.

you alienate your audience by making your game protagonist a little monkey with a tail. make it a tall human or a car.

a white cat, nuzzling up to the face of a woman, leaning back with her eyes closed.

computer graphics (1984) archive.org/details/1984...

These days it seems true intellectuals are few and far between, and most would rather discuss the sleazy antics on Melrose Place or 90210 than Aristotle or Plato.

it's legal to kill anyone for any reason, as far as I'm aware

panel 1: guy rushing in says "MY FAMICOM CARTS!! mouse is crushing them with a hammer. panel 2: guy, gathering cart pieces, says " how could you, these are irreplaceable." mouse says " dead world" panel 3: mouse says: artifacts of the dead world will weaken us panel 4: guy shouts " hey! " as mouse knocks over world of nintendo display kiosk. mouse says: I'm growing stronger.

please do a welfare check on your bro's cock. I'm worried about it.

PANEL 1: A cat in smoking in bed with an ashtray on its chest. CAT: "We tell kids 'Be Yourself' but what we mean is 'Be a You that is a Self I Will Like'" PANEL 2: The cat is now bundled up and walking outside. CAT: "This country loves individuality when it means I won't vote or join a union. Less so when it means I need a special diet, I get tired easy, or I refuse my role in a genocide." PANEL 3: The cat is now eating a burger. CAT: "We have enough Rome in us that a child is PRIVATE PROPERTY of the father here. And here THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. EVERYTHING is on the table for you to bend and break a child to your vision. The parent as first consumer." PANEL 4: The cat is lighting another cigarette. CAT: "'Be yourself' more like a wish than a commandment, then. 'I want to seem like the kind of person who's accepting of your messy self, but let's still have service with a smile, kiddo.' That's how I learned it, anyway."

be yrslf asterisk

(24 mins)

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you would only say it that way if you thought turds were the main event