The Dawg Father

I can’t believe the “run up to line before the defense gets set and try to throw deep for cheap yards” offense he cut his teeth in didn’t translate to the NFL.

Utterly fucking ridiculous

No, but it’s how the keep the next in line under the radar, rather than naming him the “czar” of a clusterfuck of an issue and kneecapping him right out the gate.

Wellllcome to the zaddy body makeover

Kirby hiring a stone cold mercenary in Monken, giving him the keys and getting out of the way, becoming a wrecking machine, then following it up by bringing in his college drinking buddy makes me want to punch a kitten.

I miss Monken everyday.

Trump has created a permission structure for young men to never grow up and to be the most juvenile and worst versions of themselves. This isn’t ending anytime soon.

Doubtful. It’s a full blown cult.

The most nepotistic nepo baby who ever nepotismed.

Found the leak.

He’s an alien.

One day we’ll wake up to his obituary

Just as an aside, it’s so so funny he was auctioning off the same shitty drawing for charity for years.

I was hoping it would be competitive to the Ventoux stage, but nah.

They are freaking out bc they don’t know what Elon has.

Gotta get rid of the EC first. Until then, we’re stuck with 2 party system.

A) this is not true, and
B) even if it were, who is going to do the work?

Absolutely zero quarter for rural America. Time to stop saving Cletus from himself.

We aren’t going to make it another 20

Lake just wants to eat

Fuck this. Rural America needs to rot for a decade or so

Redneck Mecca.

White trash is his base.

Of course. We have to continue to revolve around the boomers.

This dude is asking for it.

Stop saving Cletus from himself.

I will pay $1,000 for John Smoltz to shut up for 30 seconds.

Good luck finding another job with that skill set that pays remotely close to what they make now.

Straight outta Bristol