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“Tonight, we made history … I will be your democratic nominee for mayor of New York City” - Zohran Mamdani

cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

ZOHRAN MAMDANI

YEAHHHHH

it’s sleepy little guys for zohran mamdani! he ranked him 5 times via voter fraud!

is there any possibility of It Happening during this beef

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

yesterday i saw a cyber truck on the beltway with a huge bass clef and trombone sticker, so i’m sorry trombonists you are on notice

You know what they say
If there's no bread 😗👀😗
If there's no bread?🧐
Honey, it's not 🌈✨pride✨🌈

pride in dc is so funny bc it’s this whole fun progressive thing and then here come a lockheed martin float

A black and white cat with wide eyes and a pink polka dot collar sits quietly beside a wall, looking up as if waiting for a treat.

Where is my treat…?

a mirror selfie of me smiling. i am wearing a black shirt

a mirror selfie of me with a more neutral face. i am holding out my hand as if i am asking for money

forgot to post here that i did my braids myself. also you can cashapp me $700 if you want ($laurenjholmes)

LMAOOO

practicing and i sound like shit. who want me

Playing "John Henry" on Joe Thompson’s back porch with Justin Robinson just like old times. Thank you Justin "Demeanor" Harrington for joining us on bones.

You can hear the full track on our new album ‘What Did the Blackbird Say to the Crow’ - listen now: giddensrobinson.lnk.to/BlackbirdCrow

feeling extremely normal rn 🧍🏾‍♀️

*on my side actually

slept on my back weird and now it hurts to inhale so that’s fun

yeah, i had a sip of one and it was strong 😭

they got alcoholic capri suns at this bar in dc

FOR PRAYERS??? 😭

going to a concert tonight that starts at 10pm…..auntie is getting too old for this

LMAOOAJSHSVJSS

LMAOOO no i decided to sub in my county bc the teaching job i did last year was a hot mess….i just finished up a long term band sub position not too long ago, but i just haven’t mentioned it on here lol

im hoping bluesky eventually has the option to save skeets as drafts. what if i have a banger in the making on bluesky dot com

yeah i’m not excited but the pay is slightly higher than regular subbing so 🙃

excellent

horny beatles be like: all you need is lust

we are living in fascism right now. trumps administration is a fascist regime