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Hab mich gerade eben für den Einbürgerungstest angemeldet 🥳

Gumminase 🥹

Omg I love psych! Have y’all ever found the pineapple?

New book day :D excited to dig into the first Adult book from @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social, after i tore through all his YA novels

As opposed to like, eating beans, lentils, and canned tomatoes as my plants for the day lol

Ohh, paycheck time. How wonderful it is to buy fresh fruits and veggies again

Thank you<33 and yeah, he comes to visit! Which is nice, but the visits all feel weird bc I know he’s going home soon and we don’t have any privacy or anything, and meh 😕

To be clear: I know nursing is an extremely stressful job, my mom is a nurse, and I have upmost respect for medical staff! Ofc things slip through the cracks, we’re only human! But a bit of friendly bedside manner would be nice to at least make up for it 🥲

My very tall (also 190cm!) fiancé swears by c&a. New Yorker also sometimes has 32-34 in leg length

Turns out I most likely have some super rare condition too so that’s great

Idk I know literally everyone else in this building wants to be at home and I am definitely not one of the worst cases here but man, I just wanna be home with my cat and celebrating my fiancé’s birthday instead of being stuck here.

But there’s one really cool nurse guy, he is making it a lot better and takes his time to help. But man this whole situation sucks. My mental health is plummeting from being here too, ironic given the ward has lil brain word art everywhere.

They also forgot about me at dinner last night :/ so I had to ask 20 mins later if I was getting fed too 🥲 not that it really was worth it bc German hospital dinners are 2 slices of bread and some butter and maybe a tomato or cucumber

I had a spinal tap yesterday that took over 20 mins, my spinal fluid pressure is so high it’s affecting my vision, Ive had a nonstop headache for over a week, and I can barely sit up due to the post spinal tap pain and the nurse was like "why did you ring, you can walk you know" 🥲

Well the neurology dept of the hospital wasn’t the place I was hoping to spend my weekend but whatever I guess

It’s true you don’t for Denmark, and DK is our first choice, but… given the current geopolitical situation, I’m trying to get everything i need to do it at the Standesamt just in case 😬 and I’d need it for kids/naturalization anyway :)

Any of my immigrants in Germany moots know any good, official English to German translation services? Where the prices don’t break the bank? (I’m living off an Azubi Gehalt). I need my birth certificate officially translated to get married

A warm photograph of four books stacked on top of each other. From bottom to top: YOU WERENT MEANT TO BE HUMAN, COMPOUND FRACTURE, THE SPIRIT BARES ITS TEETH, and HELL FOLLOWED WITH US. In the background, a Christmas tree and a rainbow rug are out of focus.

writing about queer, trans, and autistic boys and men is a gift 💝

Winterwunderland in Ottensen

HAMBURG | 7.38 UHR.

Wenn Du, statt von Nebelhörnern, vom Schneeschippen geweckt wirst..

Venezuela: Explosionen in Venezuelas Hauptstadt Caracas Über der venezolanischen Hauptstadt Caracas steigt Rauch auf. Berichten zufolge hat es Explosionen gegeben. In einigen Teilen der Stadt gibt es keinen Strom mehr.

Es geht los. Das Trump-Regime braucht einen Ausnahmezustand, um die Demokratie in den USA weiter abzuwickeln, also beginnt es offenbar einen Krieg.
www.zeit.de/politik/ausl...

Patrik won’t let me buy a gallon of franks red hot for 40€ because we need to "save money" ☹️

He said yes 🥰

You’re better than I am, I moved in April and I had finally cleared out the last moving box a week ago 😅

Despite my brother trying his best to make my birthday all about him, I had a decent day yesterday. Here’s to 26 🍻

CW: spider pic

This is my baby Grammostola Rosea, Carbonara, I love her so much and she’s so sweet (for a spider) and just… baby 🥺

I feel like a gecko when I take my calcium + Vit D3 supplements

I rode a bike in the snow for the first time the other day 😬

Temp outside: -3C
Germans: erstmal alle Fenster aufmachen bidde

Same :(

I don’t think a German restaurant can call their buffalo sauce "the *first* traditional buffalo sauce" when Buffalo, New York literally exists. Like I’ve been to the Anchor Bar, dude. You know, where they invented buffalo sauce