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KENDRICK LAMAR OMG I WAS SCREAMING

Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.

I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

I have terrible news. In season 2, episode 3 of Severance, Lumon goes woke

The #1 song in America is Bruno Mars with Lady Gaga singing a duet that I have literally never heard while Lola Young's "Messy" (the only song that exists in the whole world) is #97.

Postcards From The Border aims to challenge dominant portrayal of U.S.-Mexico border Challenging perceptions of the US-Mexico border: A new Texas art project uses music, photos and storytelling to highlight the the rich cultural tapestry beyond headlines of migration and enforcement

Challenging perceptions of the US-Mexico border: A new Texas art project uses music, photos and storytelling to highlight the the rich cultural tapestry beyond headlines of migration and enforcement.

It's only Day 2 ffs and the American press sounds already sounds like this

couldn’t own property, couldn’t get credit, couldn’t get divorced, couldn’t get an education. A lot of this was in MY lifetime. Did we sulk in our parents’ basement? No. We fought. We worked. And when men started wars and sent their sons to fight them, women stepped in and filled those jobs, only

I see everyone on Facebook “doing the thing” lately…idk if I’m ready for that kind of commitment #standupcomedy

Bishop confronts Trump during sermon at inaugural prayer service At a sermon preached to President Trump at Washington National Cathedral, Bishop Mariann Budde asked him to "have mercy" on people who are "scared," including LGBTQ children.

At a sermon preached to President Trump at Washington National Cathedral, Bishop Mariann Budde asked him to "have mercy" on people who are "scared," including LGBTQ children.

I forgot Gwen Stefani exists???? I remembered today and my week has improved drastically

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

Nobody wants an oligarchy or your babies, Elon! @authorcortnimarie.bsky.social is spot on 🐌

social media has been an interesting and highly damaging experiment. good try. let’s pack it up and do something else

Feels illegal… right???

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

Trump hanging his supporters in DC out to dry in favor of an exclusive inauguration where only his inner circle and top donors can attend is the perfect metaphor for this administration and today’s GOP.

Boycotting meta this week has me realizing that I haven’t taken more than a day off from the app since 2011? Which is just alarming. Hopefully now I will be a zen master and meditate or something

Cat looking out bathroom window

There is a whole other world out there

When you ask Italian’s about Luigi Mangione

That was a good snug.

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

I get sad when the luggage comes out
#cat

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