𝘾𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙄𝙁𝙄𝙀𝘿 𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝙂𝙐𝙔

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i’ll be here over the weekend! accidentally deleted a post i was working on and that made me Mad so im taking a break lmfao

(+) in his voice. he'd been clinging to the vain hope that maybe here he wouldn't have to prove himself. but it's no less than he's used to. )

(+) getting back! )

i don't even know why he chose me...i don't fight, i'm too small to be worth eating, and there are better healers in soul society...

( maybe he's being saved as an appetizer. )

you sound like the people in my division.

( and perhaps there's a little bit of disappointment (+)

( he sure doesn't feel lucky. he feels pretty unlucky, actually, snatched away from his home in the seireitei and dragged here. he hadn't much liked hueco mundo last time he was here, trailing behind captain kuchiki, and he doesn't like it any more now. at least last time he had a way of (+)

(+) of going back, he can't open a garganta, can't do anything but remain at the whims of arrancar who clearly don't particularly like him —

— 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘴, 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘰. )

and he d-didn't say hamilton...! he said hamtaro...which isn't my name either! it's hanataro! hanataro yamada!

i don't know why i'm here!

( hysteria starts to rise in his voice, and he chokes it down. )

mister jaegerjaquez, he...i don't know why, but he was in soul society, and he was hurt, so i healed him! because that's what i do! and then he— he 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 me and brought me here!

( and he has no way (+)

(+) tells me to, uh, to d-do something...i'll listen. i'm not taking it as a joke, i promise!

( and then, with no small amount of hesitation — )

and. um. it's hanataro, by the way.

oh...sure. that works for me, i guess.

( he hurries to catch up, following a pace behind luxembourg. )

i'm not planning on disrespecting anyone! i mean...it's not like i signed up for this.

( an edge of befuddled frustration enters his voice. )

but. i guess he's in charge now...! so if he (+)

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hamilton had me giggling in my university's dining center like some kind of maniac. what's next, hamlet? hampton? new hampshire?

i think it's very sweet.

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for the most part i like the zanpakuto arc designs, but i don't like the way hisagomaru looks, so that particular design isn't canon to this portrayal of hanataro.

with that said, i love the idea that hisagomaru didn't actually have any beef with hanataro and just wanted to go back to him. +

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he might cry. fair warning.

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i've gotta come up with a song lyric or something for hanataro's display name...

(+) shihakusho, i mean. i won't wear it, not if you don't want me to! but i'd like to at least...have it...

( he trails off, feeling inexplicably guilty for what is really, in his opinion, a pretty straightforward request. )

(+) enough, hanataro decides. he isn't sure what luxembourg means when he says that hanataro won't ever be like 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, only knows that it doesn't sound particularly complimentary. )

um...!

( hands wring together as he tries to work up the courage to speak. )

can i at least keep this? my (+)

( he sighs when the espada leaves, visibly relieved; this new arrancar is intimidating in the way that all arrancar are intimidating, with a vague sort of omnipresent intimidation, but not as 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 to be around.

what had jaegarjaquez called him? something luxembourg? ...close (+)

gets me every time.

a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .

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fucking HAMTARO.

( he goes limp, flopping around like a dead fish. )

where are you t-taking me?!

( okay! he's done cleaning, and is very proud of himself!! )

uhhh...if anyone knows a ( checks smudged writing on hand ) tesra linoleum, please. um. let me know...!

tesla lind...o....crux? cruz? cruce? i guess i'll just. ask around.

( he'd been hoping that the arrancar had just forgotten about him, but that's clearly not the case. and it looks like he's not going to be treated any better here...still a glorified maid. he sighs sadly and nods, because what else is there to do? )

i'll. um. get started, then.

( he kicks his legs desperately, flailing. it's scary mister jaegerjaquez...because of course it is! because hanataro is so incredibly unlucky! )

i'm— i'm sorry! pleaseputmedown—— !

( EEEK! he tries to jump to his feet, but trips over his own legs and ends up facedown on the ground with a thud. )

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CRYING. hamtaro. it gets me every time.

( sleep grows restless, but he does not wake up. )

( getting a quick nap in during his lunch break. zzzz. )

he hasn’t unlocked flash step on the skill tree yet 😔

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my silly headcanon is that hanataro is in the best physical shape of all my bleach muses because he’s the only one that actually walks everywhere.