𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃.

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YEAH RIGHT.

WHY ARE YOU STUPID ???

you gay people. you move so fast.

how recent ??

I WAS JUST MAKING SURE WE WERE THINKING ABOUT THE SAME ROSE.

…

have you guys been a thing the whole time ?

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUY ?! HE’S SO PATHETIC.

YOU’RE MARRYING ROSE ????????? LIKE, ROSE ? OUR ROSE ?? OWNER OF A PATHETIC LOSER LIEUTENANT ROSE ?

( their brain is exploding. )

JUST TELL ME WHO THE FUCK YOU’RE MARRYING !

… are you marrying rose’s pathetic twink lieutenant ??

ARE YOU**

ewww, dude, are marrying that stupid shopkeeper ?

who is this tragically lonely, horrifically desperate soul ?

WHO THE HELL AGREED TO MARRY YOU ???

you ? serious ? pfft.

you’re guh wuh ?? talk SLOWER.

probably because you’re crazy.

( one last hiss before they settle. )

fine. what do you want ?

( WITHDRAWING TEETH FROM HIS LEG JUST TO HISS BACK [ AGAIN ]. )

( HISSING. WELL. AS BEST AS THEY CAN HISS WITH THEIR TEETH IN SHINJI’S LEG. )

( NUH UH THEY’LL JUST BITE HIM AGAIN. )

( CHOMPING DOWN. GRRR. )

( TEETH AND CLAWS DIGGING INTO HIS LEG. HE’S STUCK TRYING TO DEAL WITH THIS. )

( GOOD LUCK GETTING THEM OFF THEY’RE LATCHING ONTO HIS LEG. )

( BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM. )

( hissing. if he kicks them, they might just bite his leg. )

𝄢 ⠀ yessir

𝄢 ⠀ shinji can drop kick hiyori but let it be known that man is waking up bald

I’D LIKE TO SE YOU TRY.

I WILL CLIMB YOU LIKE A TREE AND RIP OUT ALL YOUR HAIR.

I’LL BASH YOUR KNEECAPS IN, YOU FREAK.