Local Boy

This is me

#KillForZohran

The way Starbucks describes the cup sizes still make me mad and it makes me feel like a 90s hack comedian

God I want to like this website so much but so many people on here are stupider than almost anybody I’ve ever seen

Can you defend this point even a little bit? Seems like an exceptionally stupid one.

I like being mad and liberal as much as the next guy, but there are movies and jokes and stuff

wished I could leave Twitter so I checked in here on BlueSky and sad to learn that it’s still pretty much school.

Charlie Kirk’s neck exploded. Do y’all like that shit on here or does it make you sad? I forgot what neolibs are all about

Are you the only place I can go, Bluesky?

NEOLIBS OF BLUESKY, ATTENTION PLEASE: Bow to Democratic Socialism now or you will be dealt with.

The assassination attempt on Donald Trump was a false flag and anyone who disagrees with that statement is a pervert

He did the genocide tho

Save me I’m so hungover

Does anyone know what happens next

Elon Musk I know your secret meet me in the Dowell Parking Garage on 4th and Harvey in downtown Oklahoma City at midnight so we can discuss terms

Hey Bortho! 👋

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

Does anyone know what’s gonna happen to me

Doing Stannis Baratheon Blood Magic to save our country. Throwing a bloody leach into the fire and saying “Elon Musk.”

Finally can upload this here.

This is what sending a demand letter feels like as an attorney

We should become bots

I like to yell into the void here sometimes. Only Braden can hear me. A social media just for Braden and I.

It is another beautiful day on PLANET HELL!

it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55

Listen here leftists I’m a neolib and you guys don’t understand politics. You don’t get that we’re building a “big tent party.” Look how big it is. We’ve got Bush-era national security guys, investment bankers, New York Times editorial writers - I’ve just been told there’s no more room in the tent.

Obama guys sure know how to enable Republicans

Dear friend,

Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"

Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?