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Too real.

What's in my heart is the big, flatscreen 4K TV I play my videogames on.

Let's goooo

I have eaten them all. I should not have eaten them all. Xox

Luigi Mangione Escorts NYC Mayor Eric Adams to Prison NEW YORK — New York City Mayor Eric Adams, who was indicted on federal bribery charges in September, was escorted to prison by local folk…

Luigi Mangione Escorts NYC Mayor Eric Adams to Prison
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Everything is absolutely unequivocally fine xox

Awwwww.

Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage MINNETONKA, Minn — Luigi Mangione, the alleged shooter of former UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been sentenced to 25 years of coverage by United Healthcare.…

Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage
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Bears xox

old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

Uppies!

Panel 1 Daryl, the ever attentive father, has noticed that his daughter hasn't been around all day. Now that he needs someone to take out the garbage, he must investigate. Daryl: Seth, where's Hannah? Seth: Playing at a friend's house. Panel 2 Daryl: Why don't they play here? Seth: One of her friends got a ping pong table. Panel 3 Daryl becomes suspiciously quiet as he turns to his phone. The quiet being suspicious is an impressive feat for an individual who is quiet the vast majority of the time. Panel 4 Daryl: I ordered a ping pong table. Seth: DARYL! Daryl: And an air hockey table. Seth: It's not a competition.

Table Time - Gator Days

Man, he looks like a cat in these pics...

If you start liking and sharing them, you will see more posts of them.

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Being lost is not always a bad thing (I am so lost right now) xox

A black crow struts across a wooden deck

Head into next week with the confidence of a crow. 🪶

Gotta go with Big Pidge.

Good fortune

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Explain this, humankind