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Neither as funny nor as clever as he thinks. Brace for disappointment. Winner Rear of the Year 1975

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They are a depressing waste of resources.

13.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man looking at a fireplace that is on fire ALT: a cartoon of a man looking at a fireplace that is on fire
13.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kids today don't know about Goebbels and his complete testicular deficiency. That's why we're not a proper country any more.

13.11.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did you have to share this? Why?

13.11.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post yourself from a different era.

The sign above my head is purely coincidental, honest....

08.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A miniature steam train driven by an adult sitting astride a wagon behind the engine. The open carriage behind designed to loon like an open topped freight wagon has two children sitting in it.

A miniature steam train driven by an adult sitting astride a wagon behind the engine. The open carriage behind designed to loon like an open topped freight wagon has two children sitting in it.

08.11.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That comment could be construed as an insult to bin fires.

05.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good lord, are you trying to destroy my liver?

02.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

02.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Partridge I Dont Know GIF ALT: Partridge I Dont Know GIF
01.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it feel like you're wearing nothing at all?

01.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did ponder buying it to convert in to a coffee table.

01.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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spongebob and patrick are standing next to a coffin and saying okay get in ALT: spongebob and patrick are standing next to a coffin and saying okay get in

If Christmas is followed by Boxing Day is Halloween followed by Coffining Day?

If so Happy Coffining Day chums.

01.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you telling me it isn't normal to have cameras in a bathroom?

01.11.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

01.11.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If Chat GTP starts replying with moc-moc-a-moc, press reveal and Swayze then you'll know what's happening.

31.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha ha πŸ˜‚

Not giving them my noodles, they'll get a wee bag of Haribo and like it.

31.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A kitchen worktop festooned with packs of noodles, including Buldak 2xSpicy chicken, Carbonara and Cheese noodles, nine packs of Nong Shim Spicy noodles and assorted random packs of noodles as well as some Nissin Cup Noodles.

A kitchen worktop festooned with packs of noodles, including Buldak 2xSpicy chicken, Carbonara and Cheese noodles, nine packs of Nong Shim Spicy noodles and assorted random packs of noodles as well as some Nissin Cup Noodles.

@cheapshow.bsky.social Didn't quite appreciate the influence of Cheapshow on my life until I decided to do a quick inventory of the Noodle cupboard.

31.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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an older man in a suit and tie says " happy halloween " ALT: an older man in a suit and tie says " happy halloween "
31.10.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Roy Jay The Little And Large Show 31 12 1983
YouTube video by Lee G Crime Roy Jay The Little And Large Show 31 12 1983

Is this the greatest crossover in TV history? youtu.be/Dkl5STe_V0o?...

30.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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a dirt road going through a desert landscape with mountains in the background ALT: a dirt road going through a desert landscape with mountains in the background

More of a Milk Tray fan myself.

30.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeez, it's like some sort of steam punk moog.

27.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tis a cold and dark night at Chez Treacle, so many thanks for these warming delights. Much respect to Adrian Burke, Tom Pitt, the anonymous gent, @andrewisaround.bsky.social, @zxguesser.bsky.social and of course @superpage58.bsky.social. Amazing that so much Digi has been teased back to life!

26.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's your annual reminder

25.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I say four bananas with four skins does that count?

25.10.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If at first you don't succeed...

24.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I now have an image of going to bed dressed like a member of Gwar.

23.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had thought "Strictly Cunts Dancing".

23.10.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to buy my cat a fur covered hot water bottle for her cat box as she was insistent on trying to scratch a cat flap on the bedroom door to get at me and my cosy duvet. So far it's worked 🀞

23.10.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screen grab from the BBC website announcing that hosts Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman will be leaving the popular entertainment series Strictly Come Dancing. The format is more widely known as Dancing With the Stars but for some reason the original version has a name formed from an amalgamation of the 1992 film Strictly Ballroom and the long running BBC professional dancing competition Come Dancing that makes zero sense. The BBC do a version of Master Chef called Celebrity Master Chef yet surely they should have called it Ratatouille Master Chef to incorporate the name of a film about cooking. Discovering I could type screeds of shite in the alt text description was a sad day for BlueSky users, as I can just ramble on for far longer than I could in an actual post.

A screen grab from the BBC website announcing that hosts Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman will be leaving the popular entertainment series Strictly Come Dancing. The format is more widely known as Dancing With the Stars but for some reason the original version has a name formed from an amalgamation of the 1992 film Strictly Ballroom and the long running BBC professional dancing competition Come Dancing that makes zero sense. The BBC do a version of Master Chef called Celebrity Master Chef yet surely they should have called it Ratatouille Master Chef to incorporate the name of a film about cooking. Discovering I could type screeds of shite in the alt text description was a sad day for BlueSky users, as I can just ramble on for far longer than I could in an actual post.

@cheapshow.bsky.social Maybe this could be the opening you chaps need to move in to the mainstream?

23.10.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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