Treacle

It does mean I can continue to never buy any Brew Dog products.

Argh, I'm now going to spend the rest of the evening trying (and failing) to match these.

Just had a very confusing conversation about a gig I was at last night with someone who thought Atomic Rooster (British 1970's Prog/Blues rock) were Atomic Kitten (2000's girl band).

Andrew MBW in the backseat of the car of that famous old black and white ghost car photo.

That is outstanding. As the old curse nearly says, "May you live in Fortean Times".

Well it said so on the side of a Proton from Shield Motor Group, what more evidence do people need?

Not got a Pot to Noodle in could be the polite version of the old phrase.

Imagine the disappointment when so many police turn up at your birthday and not one of them is a Stripogram.

An All Day Breakfast in a tin?

The first of two pages giving a potted history of Shakin' Stevens and his rise to fame presented as a black and white comic strip.

The second and sadly final page of the Shakin' Stevens story. To cut a short story shorter he starts of as a school boy in Welsh Wales, wins a talent show with an Elvis impersonation and then questions what is concealed behind a green door. No mention is made of his run in with Vampires as depicted in the classic ZX Spectrum game, so his quest to defeat the creatures of the night may not be canonical, or was perhaps considered too scary for the readers of Look In, the junior TV Times.

Ladies and gentlemen, from Look In magazine October 1985 it's the Shakin' Stevens story.

I just think of it all like a series of pasta shapes in a rich tomato sauce.

Advertise your account with a GIF

A screen grab of a news article with the headline "Star Wars has removed jizz from the Mos Eisley Cantina" with the subheading "Say hello to jatz" accompanied by a picture of the Modal Nodes rockin' out.

Haven't you heard the news?

An 11 panel cartoon featuring a bottle of craft beer called Oliver coming home and being greeted by his mother (also a bottle of beer) who has been worried about him. It transpires that Oliver has had a "punk" makeover and his label now reads Piss Chimp. On reluctantly turning around his mother sees that his rear label is now full of phrases describing his flavour such as "Vanilla Headbutt" and "Brutal Fruit" and comments "your lovely back, it's covered in bollocks!" At this point Oliver/Piss Chimp runs upstairs sobbing and shouting "it's who I am!"

An instant noodle pot by a company called "Urban Noodle", perhaps based at the Country Urban Noodle Testlab?

A picture of the side if the pot featuring text extolling you to "pimp your noods" though sadly followed by some chummy copy about a "bangin' cup if ramen"

@cheapshow.bsky.social Clearly someone has been influenced by your fine works. Though not your stance on chummy copy.

a cat laying upside down on the stairs ALT: a cat laying upside down on the stairs

Congratulations.
N.B. There is no significance to this gif, I found it by accident and it amused me.

Looks like a Dutch Public Information Film about the importance of learning to swim.

Well loosing all that money has probably reduced him to buying Smart Price toilet paper.

To the Podbean app, and don't spare the horses!

Sir, I believe this is amongst your best work.

As the late Sean Connery called it " the Shat Urn".

A sign that nature is healing.

*becoming

I shall try and download a copy as I'm planning on because Porn Prepper.