@mircochen.bsky.social
I love you but you’re bringing me down.
And the number 1 new initiative from RFK jr. and the MAHA agenda is...
whatever it takes to distract from those pesky Epstein files!
#2. Let the worms live in your brain, it can only good happen!
06.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#3 Public swimming pools to filled with sewage and ooze too strengthen Americas resistance to vaccines
06.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#4 Med Beds for every American! (Med beds are beds filled with healing worms!)
06.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#5. White house pet announced as dirt field filled with worms
06.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#6. Worms moved up to protected species list
06.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#7. Road kill to be reclassified as gourmet kill
06.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#8. All food and drugs must have ingredients that are pronounceable by the president. Most food and drugs will now begin to be made out of McDonalds
06.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#9. Dentists now able to practice blood letting again
06.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Top 1. RFK Jr. "MAHA" (Make America Healthy Again) initiatives
#RFKjr #MAHA
#10. ALL👏NEW👏GERMS👏!!
And the #1 reason Pete Hegseth is calling an emergency meeting of top military brass is .....
A distraction from those pesky Epstein files..
#2. New parade planning for Trumps next birthday
28.09.2025 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#3. ChatGPT said it was a good idea.
28.09.2025 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#4. Coordinating a massive strike on Americas number one new enemy Canada
28.09.2025 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#5. Circling back to check in on how everyone is liking the new "Department of war" name
28.09.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#6. Top officials needed to be briefed on "Warrior Ethos" Pete Hegseth's new after shave.
28.09.2025 17:09 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0#7. Bare Chested Wrestling!
28.09.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#8. Hegseth plans to bigly bring back the Harlem shake meme
28.09.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#9. Top military leaders all in one room makes it easier to see ones that are too dark and/or female
28.09.2025 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Top 10 reasons the Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has summoned Top military officials to meet in Virginia this week...
#10. Incoming top brass to bring duty free booze from around the world.
And the Number 1 reason Trump is placing 50% tariffs on Ikea is...distracting from those pesky Epstein files
27.09.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#2. They refuse to address the scandal of low water pressure in Trumps shower.
27.09.2025 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#3. Keep losing Eric and Don Jr. wandering around the dam place
27.09.2025 17:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#4. Trump pretty sure Putin hates swedes?
27.09.2025 17:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#5. NOT ENOUGH GOLD!
27.09.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#6. Ikea Kivik sofa refuses to call J.D. back
27.09.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#7. Trump jealous of youthful life like tan of Swedish meatballs
27.09.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#8. Trump can't stiff workers if he has to assemble the furniture himself
27.09.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#9. Impossible to pronounce those stupid Swedish names
27.09.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Top 10 Reasons Trump is Putting 50% Tariffs on Ikea
#Ikea #Tarrif #Trump #Top10
#10. Administration mad too many screws left over after Stephen Miller assembled his sleep coffin...
